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Howdy there

[DRE @DreBallout_]

I’m not eating nothing but salmon/ground beef, sweet potatoes & water all September lol I’m on a mission 😭

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[gum @gumvape]

i miss when bills had nothing to do with me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why is it that when I eat breakfast, I’m hungry again within two hours, but if I skip it, I can make it almost the entire day without feeling hungry?

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[🕸️ @recreatings]

we got real spiders doing Brand New Day promo, this movie boutta feed generations 😭

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

A horror film actually

[Juliu§eizeLikeMe @_juk_a]

That phase in employment when you start wondering how people do this shit for 40+ years<<<

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

The last hour of work i be on straight bullshit i ain't lying

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

[g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude]

latino parents already don’t like you drinking energy drinks this bout to hit primer impacto like the news of the chupacabra

[Akira @Akir_a997]

sorry i didn’t text back i was on tiktok watching a movie in 120 separate parts

[Bacon "Hugh" Johnson,MBA, CPA @BreakfastBacon1]

How many times can Prospa and Josh baker go b2b in a year

[miia @miiagarro]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning. i don't wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[eevie @0xeevie]

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[Kosha @imkosha]

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.

[propaganda p @PerlaInDigital]

just got gas

fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[Kaids | 🐲⚽️✨️ @lodinsxnl]

That's my mayor fr fr