I’m turning 28 today and that’s CRAZY to me. Happy birthday to the girl who never thought she’d make it past 13, or 15, or 18, or 20 or 24. Happy birthday to the girl who came out on the other side and finally started living a happy fulfilling life 4 years ago. 🥹🩷
europeans: hey we’re all dying over here, there’s near sahara temperatures outdoors, northern cities were built to retain heat, climate change will doom us all in a few years
americans: just get ac 👍🏻
"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."
YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.
“do you see anything non-alcoholic? it’s for hannah.”
“she doesn’t drink?”
“she said not at parties.”
logan saying “closed cans are safer.” 😭 he realized it RIGHT AWAY. i love him so much
@likesrosies They said Jules was an addition, not replacement. Jeff is still there. I do agree that it’s weird to change the addict from his dad to his mom because of how Graces dad in the books have a whole moment and it’s really sweet and hardhitting because of him being a father figure??
I’m a simple woman, I just want someone with some emotional intelligence, who doesn’t act like they hate me and doesn’t know how to show affection, someone who might take initiative or god forbid likes spending time with me and knows how to communicate. The bar is in hell🗣️
bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.
but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.
There’s nothing better than seeing your cat walking toward you all chill, then you hit them with a happy "hi baby!" and they instantly pick up the pace into a little excited trot because they’re just as happy to see you.
I love going out after work w a friend, getting buzzed, almost missing the last train home and then crashing into bed naked with an ice cream, my cat and a romance novel 🤠