Angie Cornwell

take your broken heart, make it into art 🖤 A Pisces-obviously 💫🌻

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

Every day is a test of whether my coffee will be "magical life giving elixir" or "anxiety inducing bean water"

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

“Describe yourself in five words”

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

You’re telling me I have to plan ANOTHER outfit today? I already did that the last 8,429 days.

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

@TrueCrimeObsess wait… were beanie babies the original NFT???

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

The best animated movies have animated bloopers I don’t make the rules.

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

The planet fitness in your home town really is THE place for seeing everyone from your high school huh

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

@prestonmaxallen BIG BRAIN IDEA

[TodayTix @TodayTix]

The CDC now suggests acquiring just the cow as white as milk and the cape as red as blood will be sufficient to get a child.

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

10 Musicals to Know Me (no order)
Matilda
Waitress
Sunday in the Park
Bridges of Madison County
Dogfight
Sound of Music
SFANW
L5Y
Seussical
Hairspray

Pls don’t come for me it didn’t take Covid for me to realize I have no taste 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

starting post grad life getting ready to move to another country in 1 month and 17 days has me really realizing I have NO clue who I am huh

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

@annie_banany_ Yike I’ve transitioned to being a coco girl 😩 ALSO I just live at the Starbucks on Euclid and salt creek lol

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

@EleriWard I’m obsessed with it, I’ve sent it to so many people ❤️❤️

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

she’s the IT girl

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

My BFA in musical theatre could finally be put to use I will totally do this

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Christmas and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

If they did a “FaceTime Wrapped” it would be over for me

Like: You spent more time on FaceTime than you did talking to real people, are you okay bestie?

[Angie Cornwell @AngieCornwell]

The backbone of the corporate America has fallen, the dollar store is now the dollar twenty five store

[angery foosh 🐟 @teaandrobots]

every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The people’s champion.