✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨

She/Her. The cat lady of burlesque. Cats, sass and ass. All round awkward human and oversharer. I come here to talk to myself.

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@RoyalMailHelp hello, I have a parcel that’s stuck at Bristol MC and hasn’t moved since Thursday. I have DM’d you the details, could someone please help?

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@tvlicensing hello! I’m trying to declare that I don’t need a tv licence but the ‘continue’ button on the penultimate page isn’t working. Can somebody help please?

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

Her name is Juno Toboggan

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

Cursed and ready to be thrown into a volcano

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@marksandspencer Thank you so much!

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@marksandspencer hello! Do you know if your M&S collection wide leg jeans are being restocked? Been waiting for them to come back in size 6 short-petite in light blue and medium indigo for a while now!

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@marksandspencer Thank you! T577272

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

One method of making friends in a crowd of people I don’t know is shouting “a succulent Chinese meal!” and seeing who responds.
Results tend to be mixed.

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@RoyalMailHelp hi there, I had an item post to me 03/05 and according to the tracking information it’s still at the post office. Could somebody please help?

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

And when I get that feeling I want

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

Today I got the dressing table of my dreams and made a batch of everything bagels. It was perfect.

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@BristolCouncil Hello, it was booked for today (28.03) and the CAS is CAS-1715308-P8L7N0

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@BristolCouncil hi, we paid for a bulky waste collection but had to cancel as it’s no longer needed. How do I apply for a refund?

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@ninthlau Solidarity 🫠

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

My last two brain cells trying to write this essay I’ve been putting off for weeks

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

Best friends

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@thebudpod walking past, does Pierre want any Red Hot Goodies?

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

@CharlieVivante Oh lawd he comin

[✨Angelique🐈‍⬛Dominique✨ @AngieDahling]

I once woke up to someone trying to break into my room and the first words out of my mouth were “excuse me??”

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I’m such a fucking wet wipe. A bloke was just trying to break into my car when I walked back to it and I said “excuse me, sorry, I think that’s my car” 😭