Angie Ortoleva;

Educated. Vaccinated. Dedicated.

[Angie Ortoleva; @AngieOrtoleva]

I don’t know how to make other people care about other human lives.

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Like they really cut off the icon @billyjoel to talk about alerts that I can get on my phone??? While he’s performing THE Piano Man???

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Count your fucking days @CBS ! Cutting off Piano Man in the middle of the piano solo.. smh you’re on my list

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Me when someone doesn’t show up to plans I made

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I knew @rellinferno and I were friends when he puts his phone on do not disturb and I press NOTIFY ANYWAY 😊

[Angie Ortoleva; @AngieOrtoleva]

All I know is @GillianWithaG would hate Michael Barnett #TheCuriousCaseofNataliaGrace

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Like I love creeping on everyone’s boxes and guessing which bag had all the wrapping paper

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The first garbage day after Christmas is my favorite

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My mom is going THROUGH it, but she still only cares if I’m okay and if there’s anything she can do for ME. I can only dream of being the amazing mother she is.

[Angie Ortoleva; @AngieOrtoleva]

I need Apple Watch settings to show I’m wearing heels and the effort is much greater

[Angie Ortoleva; @AngieOrtoleva]

I feel like I trauma dump every time I talk to my mom and we talk every day 🫠

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I hope everyone who high-fives me on @onepeloton I am dying and dripping in sweat when you do so but thank you for believing in me anyway 🤪

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Looking for an adoptive family so I can have Thanksgiving food

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I don’t care how far away you live, the Bridgeville DMV has figured it out and it really doesn’t suck

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I love my new job so much. The DMV asked about organ donation and I almost burst into tears

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We have to be able to detect pancreatic cancer sooner than a death sentence

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I was told I’m supposed to get my wedding video AND my bouquet back next week and I am not mentally ready for any of this

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As I continue to see wedding posts.. for all the guests: A WHITE DRESS WITH FLOWERS ON IT IS STILL A WHITE DRESS DO NOT WEAR IT

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Being a woman is a fucking SCAM.

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Stuck in between intermittent fasting and food is fuel 🤔