Angie Perry

I’m only 19 I’m single and having the time of my life. I have recently learned that life is short.

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

You make something out of nothing.

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

I'm a professional drink mixer

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

I have scaled these city walls, only to be with you. But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

[Bad Advice @BadAdviceIsBack]

Working out in procreation of all the calories I will be drinking today. #HappyWeekend

[That's So Obvious @SoSoObvious]

All that a car alarm does is make people hope the person hurries up and steals your car

[Bad Advice @BadAdviceIsBack]

My life is a constant struggle between wanting to get fucked up but not wanting to be hungover.

[Bad Advice @BadAdviceIsBack]

Your pants match my floor

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

Why doesn't everyone just tell everyone exactly what they want and drop all the confusion

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

I have a bad habit of free falling through life.

[Angie Perry @AngiePerryKiss]

it's my party, I'll dance if I want to. we can get crazy and let it all out.

[That's So Obvious @SoSoObvious]

I can't believe people used to think the Earth was flat.

Morons. There's hills on it and everything.