Turd Ferguson

People are the worst.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

29 years ago Josh stepped on the scale

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

This is so cute, also are their voices for real?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Watch closely… This little creature, known as a stoat is rarely ever seen in the wild. It changes its fur color from winter to summer.

[Barstool Poker: Cracking Aces @CrackingAAces]

Alex Trebek saying “Genre” is the most mesmerizing video on the internet

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

The song

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Amazing

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been tryna be lately

[AB @AB84]

You think I told my son a fat cracker slid in chimney for him to get gifts

Yea fucking Rt

You daddy got this shit for you Champ

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Yup!

[Food Heffner @MoSanks]

Hate when i go to the bathroom to escape from work and it’s real shitters in there

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

@kittiesNtittees I was like I know this will be cute but I’m not gonna cry. Then he said I love you dad and the tears are currently flowing

[Rita Oak @ritaoak_art]

Drawing the Niners until we get to the SB:
Day 84

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Why is this so funny

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Right before I say something disrespectful:

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

She gave it to me

[Chrisean @ChriseanMalone]

I gave a random bitch my blueface pendant in the bathroom ion wan wear dhat shit no more

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

*immediately buys book*

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

@kittiesNtittees Happy belated birthday!!

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Here’s a tip- don’t date guys who have the word “pain” tattooed on their neck

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Oscar worthy

[Linkedin Flex @LinkedinFlex]

this is perfect

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Aaron Rodgers 2023-2024 highlights

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

#bringback140characters

[Cooper Simmons 🛗 @coopsimms]

I watched Shane Gillis' standup special last night. I laughed, I thought it was fine, but I don’t think I’d recommend it.

Shane definitely has his specific type of humor, which is maybe what turns me off, because it tries a little bit too hard to be edgy... Yelling that something is “gay” or “retarded” over and over again is not comedy.

Many of his jokes are too surface-level, especially when presented by a smart guy like Gillis. The audience wants jokes with thought behind them, not the lowest common denominator humor of “oops I said something I shouldn’t have.”

Overall, this standup routine did not deserve to be a “special.” Beautiful Dogs will not be re-watched in three years. It’s not timeless—it’s trendy.

I think Gillis is (and has been) extremely topical. That attention to pop-culture plays well in the podcast environment where it’s consumed daily, or at a late night comedy club where the audience listens then moves on. There is no question Shane performs very well in those environments.

But ‘Beautiful Dogs’ was not special worthy, and was not polished the way that a special should be. This special will not stand the test of time, and was the Netflix equivalent of “click bait” put out by Shane Gillis.

In fact, it almost felt like this routine was "what he had available at the time” that he got an offer from Netflix.

Maybe I’m grumpy or it went over my head… Do you agree that this routine was a miss? @Shanemgillis

[Turd Ferguson @AngieStroza]

Scientific facts

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

my parents never let us buy food at the zoo or museums or the airport because it’s so expensive & bad and now i am addicted to expensive bad food from zoos and museums and the airport