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[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Zack and Cody can finally dine at the "best restaurant in all of Italy" after making a reservation 15 years ago.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

East Palestine, OH is the most catastrophic event covered up in recent history.

The toxicity of these chemicals is causing animals to die hundreds of miles away.

It’s in the air, water and soil.

EPA: “it’s safe”.

Your “government” is killing you.

[angie @AngieUptain]

Nobody warns you about the stage in toddlerhood of them putting EVERY LITTLE Fucking THING in their mouth.

[angie @AngieUptain]

@trevoruptain I’m barely alive over here lmaooo. 7 1/2 months pregnant and dealing with a sick 1 year old for the past month. I’m hanging on by a thread 😂

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

you weren’t a teenage dirtbag you were a youth group kid who just listened to relient k

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if you’re a cancer your birthday isn’t the most joyful day of your year it’s the day you are at your most sensitive and volatile and people should be very very careful to appease you

[angie @AngieUptain]

I can’t wait to drink my weight in Pina Coladas next week in the Bahamas🌞 🍹

[angie @AngieUptain]

What I love about my son is that I can say the most ridiculous things that pop into my head and he thinks I’m the funniest fuckin person ever 😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Cozy Cashmere Caterpillar. They're typically pretty aggressive so please be careful. Remember to only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

[angie @AngieUptain]

What’s with bitches and dude’s in prison?

[angie @AngieUptain]

Keels is getting out of our old hometown soon and going to be living her best life and I’m so proud of her 🥺 even though she’ll still be far from me I’m so happy 💕

[Barndominium & Farmhouses @barndominium_us]

Can’t help but crave this type of life.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tbh i don’t think the kim kanye stuff is funny or entertaining i think it’s scary and triggering for anyone who’s been in a stalking/abusive situation before

[angie @AngieUptain]

Happy Birthday, Queen 👑 Hope you have the best day!! @RothElizabeth

[Molly @MollithCarooy]

Everyone tell @RothElizabeth happy birthday and make her day.💖

[angie @AngieUptain]

Nothing like crying cause your baby turned one month old and doesn’t fit in his newborn jammies anymore and then having to say goodbye to your childhood dog over FaceTime before she gets put down. BRB I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

[angie @AngieUptain]

@Keelyjeannn Omgg!

[angie @AngieUptain]

Pregnancy PSA. The waddling isn’t just because you’re getting bigger, it’s because you have to pee for the 15th time and you’re trying not to piss yourself, and also because you have shooting pains directed at your vagina that make it painful to walk 👍🏻😄

[angie @AngieUptain]

I can’t believe I have to push a baby out in 8 weeks. Somebody sedate me 😭😅

[angie @AngieUptain]

So someone got shot at Dunkin’ as we were driving past it a few weeks ago, and now apparently there’s a serial killer on the loose dismembering girls. I love Atlanta 🥴