the Highly Irritated R. Burris

Newly appointed Space Pope.
I read, I learn, I say fuck alot.
he/him/jackass are my pronouns

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

Currently learning another about cancer.
Especially the part where no matter what you do, there's always a chance it'll come back.
Deciding a treatment plan is almost a coin toss

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They can call you the 'violent left' all they want, but you have every right to defend yourselves and fight back. Every fucking right.

[Angie Rivers ~ Nasty Canadian Woman. @shesrideordie]

Unlearn that shit.

[Classic Bobby Heenan @ClassicHeenan]

The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

And the fact it was an RC meant you were gonna pull all the tang in the trailer park.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Carrying around 64 ounces of RC in a glass bottle is a move that immediately establishes alpha dominance over any other adult males in the immediate vicinity.

[I AM ALS @iamalsorg]

I am Tanea Brooks. I am Rebel. Now, I AM ALS.

ALS may be terminal, but I'm showing up to fight as an Ambassador for I AM ALS, a patient-led movement pushing for real progress. I’m proud to join I AM ALS & I’m asking you to step into the ring with us → https://t.co/RVHbWz6I52

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They won't save you.
We keep us safe.
✊

[🏳️‍🌈AJPWNerd🤘 @AJPWNerd]

Happy Pride everyone!

Here's a badass Nasa themed pride flag for you all!
(I don't remember where I got it, but I'm sure a Google search will get you to whoever created it).

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

Good luck with that. I've got so many withdrawals and loans against mine, I'll still owe it money 10 years after I'm gone.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The richest guy on the planet is about to rob your 401K
https://t.co/LUSjYunoJr

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

I wonder how far you can kick one of those walking Google machines?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Here's the dystopia you've all wanted so badly: Facial scanning security robots ready to patrol AT&T Stadium during the FIFA World Cup 2026 in Arlington, Texas

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

I hate cancer.

[William Regal @RealKingRegal]

I turn my phone on today and see someone’s sent me this. That’s my boy….

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

@KrisPLettuce

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

@LegacyCastBTT Don't forget get the most important part...
Its a Bollea free zone

[The Marx Brothers Council Podcast @MarxBrosPodcast]

BREAKING: The Marx Brothers have confirmed that they are no longer performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Adrian Street, a Welsh professional wrestler, pictured with his father, a coal miner in 1974. Street later became known for ripping out chunks of Jimmy Savile's hair during a wrestling match after Savile had bragged about assaulting underage girls.
More of Adrian in the comments

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

@davidcarner I mean it's called the great American State Fair so looking at the lineup it all tracks. But yeah I can't explain the milli vanilli dude

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

I have found my spirit animal.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

@YourAnonNews Its the golden rule... he who has the gold makes the rules

[the Highly Irritated R. Burris @AngiesDork]

So of anybody wants to invade us and force universal Healthcare and equality across the board on us, now's the time.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The U.S. will need years to replenish stockpiles of key weapons used in the Iran war, potentially limiting firepower in any other conflict, a new analysis says. https://t.co/zwBI3fhHvt