Angelica Madani

Music, Acting, Film, Simpsons & Travel fanatic. AKA a bludger

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@MLBTV hey team, your desktop UX keeps spoiling the score for each inning when it does live updates and when you click on the inning boxes. Can you please fix this as soon as possible so I’m not breaking my laptop the way Rushing breaks his bats? @Dodgers

[ガチャガチャサラリーマン｜最新ガチャ情報 @japancapsuletoy]

【MLB™ 3Dユニフォームチャーム】
8月予定・400円ガチャガチャ。

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@kamstandley Tampon + night maxi pad + period undies + skims.
You got this, that period ain’t gonna see the light of day through those layers

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

Now THIS is the “(insert celebrity name) and I’m an actor” monologue they need to have at the #SAGAwards

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Stand-up comedian hired to play Willy Wonka at the widely criticised ‘Willy’s Chocolate Experience’ breaks his silence:

“I’m constantly applying for more acting jobs and comedy work, then I got a phone call saying, ‘Congratulations you are going to play Willy Wonka, we will send you over the script and dress rehearsal is tomorrow.’ The script was 15 pages of AI-generated gibberish of me just monologuing these mad things ... at the end of my monologue, I was supposed to suck up the Unknown Man with a vacuum cleaner. I asked them if they had a vacuum cleaner and they said, ‘yeah, we haven’t really got there yet, so just improvise’.”

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

Fuck this would be so lit of a cast

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Revive Charlie’s Angels

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@TrainsInfo @Beavery94037969 Yep that’s how trains work

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@TrainsInfo We were looking forward to attending the festival but all public transport was delayed until further notice or cancelled in all directions

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

Yo, this is community notes now.

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@jrailpass Hi there, please reply to my emails. You need to address an urgent issue with a customer and not reply a day later. If a customer hasn’t received their goods you need to resolve it ASAP

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@larsparto Same!

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@beyoncegarden I think they got misdirected and now she’s put in a situation where fans might rush to her, and this might put people in danger. The guy she’s yelling at is pointing around perhaps saying that they had to cross the mosh. Selena might be annoyed that she’s so exposed.

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

https://t.co/RotGsVhSdy

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@BombayBicycle did you sample isle of dogs for everything else has gone wrong?

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

Smudgy lens = arty lens flares

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@kamstandley It genuinely actually isn’t that bad hey hahahaha

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

6th grade will be the highest education that women in Afghanistan will have 🤬😤 https://t.co/0TE2qIt8Ik

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

This is what my 2022 sounded like on @Spotify. Get your #SpotifyWrapped now! https://t.co/Zhja0qoJpA

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

“Amplified” and “mixed with other data”. Probably Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

[Angelica Madani @Angmadders]

@kamstandley Honestly after the age 21 it’s just another day