Angry Bloke

[Angry Bloke @AngryBloke1]

@rickygervais I used to think you were a bit of a twatt but After Life and Humanity were amazing. If its funny..... Say it. Brilliant.

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Certainly tell when the kids are back to school. Photo's of ugly kids with tags like "cant believe my cherub is going into year 5" on Facebook and double the usual cunts on the road in the morning.

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Gene wilder passing is a bit like catching a nut in my zipper. Brought a tear to my eye. RIP Legend

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@MMinniemoo what u been up 2? Good Crimbo?

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@MMinniemoo Don't do Twitter much tbh. Wouldn't mute ya Moo. Yeah, still playing, in another band at the mo. Getting nowhere fast.

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@MMinniemoo Yeah, I might have dreamed it to be honest. So, what made you think of me eh? Having a shit day?

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@MMinniemoo So That's why the wife's always laughing during sex?

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@MMinniemoo Allo Moo. As little as possible. Did I miss much in Twitter land? Have you missed me 😆

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@UberFacts now they're half the size and cost twice as much

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Asked the wife if she'd ever have a tattoo of me anywhere. Apparently she's got a boil on her arse thats the spitting image of me so no need

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My first selfie. Handsome fucker aint i.

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Cheers Doc

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Asked the wife if i could stick it somewhere warm and wet. Bitch ran me a bath.

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@MMinniemoo That'll be the half bottle of scotch

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Asked the wife to show me her asshole earlier. Bitch handed me a mirror.

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Just watchin Drag Racing

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@TheLadBible unexpected bag in the item area

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@MMinniemoo @FERRI759718 I'll be whatever you want for the right money. No ping pong balls, can shoot a grapefruit 100 yards

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@MMinniemoo @FERRI759718 Sorry, was just wrapping mine around the hose reel and getting ready for it

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@MMinniemoo @FERRI759718 You hoping for a well hung parliament then?