Angry Blowfish

the whole world can blow me.

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sorry i been gone so long, somebody dropped an elephant tranquilizer in the ocean... ate it & that shit knocked me out for 2wks straight.

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#np Nobody's Perfect-- J. Cod ft. Missy Eeliott

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for halloween i was drunk.

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i'm so drunk that i'm seaing double.

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#np Niggas In Atlantis -- Jay-Z & Kanye West

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ladies, threeway with Derek Holland & Mike Napoli or threeway with Adrian Beltre & Nelson Cruz?

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let me rephrase that... if it was possible for a fish to mate with a human, i would mate with Derek Holland.

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what's your favorite blazed as fuck food? mine's Fish 'N Chips.

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this seaweed got me high as fuck right now

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#UShouldnt be talking with lips that were made for sucking. #blowme

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will someone come over and shave my happy trail? i can't hold a razor.

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if you laugh at the previews for 'Jack and Jill', please #blowme

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haven't had a BJ in over a week. #blowme

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you wanna be as witty as me? simple... just stay in schools.

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fantasy football is awesome... i'm in 20,000 leagues.

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do you know how hard it is for a fish to fall asleep?

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if you retweet 'please follow my friend', please #blowme

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i'm tryna fuck somethin right now. #wherethehoesat

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this makes me horny http://t.co/DyeY0f95

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reading Huckleberry Fin before i fall asleep.