Angry Old CPC Earl

Angry old #CPC white guy. #CDNpoli pEARLs of wisdom since 1873. Scatology, taxation & media expert. #Elxn42 #Elxn2015 Parody/satire. 18+ (Explicit Language).

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

Think I'd let you lyin' pieces of shit forget? Get out there & cast lotsa ballots 4 Old Stock Cdns like me! #elxn42 #cdnpoli #canadavotes

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

Harper: "I don't know what planet they're living on."

Then scrap the F-35s and buy into next-gen space shuttle! https://t.co/flS99Tijmy

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

One would hope Harper has a better argument for the F-35s than this.
http://t.co/kvO7Oyv9yl

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

*GASP* Flying through CLOUDS? Why would we want to put our RCAF men and women in harm's way like that?!? https://t.co/JXmHIjtRoH

[Jason Fekete @jasonfekete]

@LisaChambers201 Yes, we’ve had multiple stories on some of the concerns about F-35, including worries about it flying through clouds.

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

#CPC candidate takes it up to a whole new level. #elxn42 #cdnpoli #peegate

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

REVERSE DISCRIMINATION! https://t.co/WsQDyXPkkQ

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

With names like Crosby and Gretzky getting into #Elxn42, looks like PMSH is playing a high-sticks game to remain Captain of Team Canada.

[Inky Mark @inky_mark]

Harper getting ready for last half

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

WHAT'S WITH #HARPER BRINGIN' INTO HIS CAMPAIGN ALL THESE DAMN FOREIGNERS WHO CAN'T VOTE ? #GRETZKY #CROSBY #HighStickGame? #elxn42 #cdnpoli

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

@goalakey TV? What's TV? I've been holed up in my cave to avoid Purple dinosaurs...Me and old stock members of the Flat Earth Society.

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

@66stang289 Old stock Canadians? That'd be CRAPers who were sycophant supporters of Stock Day. #GlobeDebate #elxn42 #cdnpoIi

[Denis Myers @66stang289]

@AngryCPCEarl what is 'old stock Canadian'?

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COURTS OF LAW, WHAT MATTERS IS THE COURT OF (#CPC) PUBLIC OPINION.
#elxn42 #niqab #cdnpoIi

[Christine Maher Palahniuk Kirouac 🍀 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇪 @ChrisKirouac]

@AngryCPCEarl ;•)

http://t.co/XdTKrQbyD5

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

Vote Conservative. 'Cause moving the Harpers out of 24 Sussex will cost taxpayers.
#elxn42 #cdnpoIi

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

"Byrne, Baby, Byrne!"

- Opposition War Roomers

#elxn42 #cdnpoIi

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

Been off the Twitter-mc-jigger thingy for a while... Have I missed #Vomitgate?

#elxn42 #cdnpoIi #peegate #wankergate #LPOS

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

"Awesome sauce!"

The last thing you want to hear at a #CPeeC fundraising dinner.

#peegate #elxn42 #cdnpoli

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

#CPeeC reaction to potty-humour candidates? Dump. Flush.
#peegate #elxn42 #cdnpoli

[Angry Old CPC Earl @AngryCPCEarl]

You can't really blame poor #JerryBance. He had it on good authority he was "good to go" from the PM.
#CPeeC #peegate #elxn42 #cdnpoIi