CPT Floridaman McShortshorts

Floridian, dog/cat dad, Army 11A (former 13F FiSTer), FSU alum, ΘΧ, marathon runner, former Disney Cast and US House Staffer. Views are my own.

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

Found out what my friends & colleagues think about me after yesterday’s ruck. 🇺🇸😎💥Thanks #instagram! #13F #FiSTer #FO #OCS #MilitaryFitness #SundayFunday

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Being in the military is boarding with Group 1 so that you can sit in seat 27C

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

We will remember your name and exploits, jump jet 😔

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

@Chieftain_armor @JackBeckman70 💯, sir. I’ve known one infantry officer to be the S4 but mostly we’re relegated to the three shop.

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

YES!!! Branch insignias on collars!!!
A) tradition (don’t mess with it),
B) hey, what’s LT Dan’s job around here? Dude never goes home…[looks at collar] intel branch: 2shop,
C) general branch esprit de corps and [looks at collar, looks directly into the camera] shittalking

[Raise the Black @KTB_500]

Bring these back! And collar rank and Branch....it works on our current uniform just do it!

These are the exact same cut as Summer ACUs.

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

@JackBeckman70 I was generalizing as an example. That was my set and those were regimental sabers.

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

@ArchCityPoet @peoples_unicorn Me observing, orienting, deciding, and acting to steal the sign for OODA Lp.

[People’s Unicorn @peoples_unicorn]

The best street name you’ll see today.

[Grand Admiral of Propaganda @TheIOGuy]

LOOL

[People’s Unicorn @peoples_unicorn]

If you’ve never spent time in here sweating you don’t get to question if I’m patriotic.

[Ryan J Higgins, Ed.D. @ryanjhiggins]

If you’ve never spent time here sweating in all kinds of uncomfortable places you don’t get to question if I’m patriotic.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

For some perspective, I can order an 82nd Patch WITH the Airborne rocker from Marlow White (arguably the best quality uniforms made) for $3.95.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Charging Soldiers twice the price of a regular unit patch simply because you know the majority of your customers are in the 82nd Airborne Division is a bad business practice.

Hoping that @shopmyexchange fixes the issue.

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

Join the Infantry.

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

No Man's Sky: The Swarm

🐝Swarm Expedition
🪖Global War Effort
🤼Rival Teams
📦Research Materials
🤖Ground Enemies
⚠️Drone Protection
🏆Expedition Rewards
😍Direwasp Suit
📋Community Goals
🪐Restore Planets
💪Construct the Core
🚀Atlas Threat
🔫Huge Battles

Free! Out Now

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[The Battlefield Explorer @battlefieldexpl]

Some officers in the 101st thought a 75mm pack howitzer could not knock out a German tank.

This gun, displayed outside the 101st Airborne Museum in Bastogne, is that weapon. On Christmas morning 1944 the 463rd Parachute Field Artillery Battalion answered the question. Dug in near Hemroulle northwest of Bastogne, the crews met a German armoured assault with direct fire at short range. The battalion claimed eight tanks destroyed, though only two could be confirmed at the time and other units shared the fight. Of the eighteen that began the assault, none survived the day. The 463rd received the Presidential Unit Citation for its work at Bastogne.

We visited the museum today with the National WWII Museum’s Easy Company tour.

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

@YBYellowBill @mgd1776 I got give 1x magpul 2 round mag back as an PL for tracers. Still got it in the gear box

[CPT Floridaman McShortshorts @AngryGhostofFL]

@YBYellowBill @mgd1776 That’s what I was thinking. Nothing but tracers, that new anti-drone separating 5.56, something special purpose.