Victoria G

I'm not really angry and I'm no longer a girlfriend.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Hey @DorindaMedley we’d love to buy you a drink to thank you for inspiring our Berkshire bachelorette party!

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

The 1 time you don't to land early is when you need that extra 40 min to pull it together from your trip to Ibiza. Have mercy on me, kids!

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Am I the worst for yelling at the volunteer who came in to share a bunny with Sloane? Or the best mom for fiercely protecting her nap?

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

I have loved @girlsHBO since the beginning but have not related once until the finale. Breastfeeding is hard, man.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Beyonce's pregnancy photos have me thinking about a 3rd baby, solely to have the opportunity to mimic them.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

One of my favorite things about being a mom is wearing character bandages. So much cooler than the gross-looking flesh colored ones.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

I'm pretty sure my Uber rating is going to take a huge hit after Sloane barfed in the car.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

This girl is on fire #Debates2016 #ImWithHer

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

So much GoT chatter and of course, my HBOGo shit the bed last night.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Feeling murderous towards the ice cream truck parked outside my building at nap time.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

I'm ready to throw my @AmazonKindle in the garbage rather than update the software manually. Very frustrating that it's so hard!

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

@AmazonHelp I'm having an urgent issue with my account and I'm being told that I won't hear back for 24 hours. How do I get help NOW?

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

My favorite part of #TheBachelor is when they decamp to the tropics and everyone's hair gets super frizzy.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

@ChiaraAtik eat smaller meals, more frequently. I'm always starving early too and this stops me from bingeing when the kiddos are napping!

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

I'm so giddy with excitement about being in bed by 9pm that I can't sleep.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Just became class mom foR MGIII's preschool class. Parenting achievement unlocked.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Five minutes after I called, the noise stopped. THank you @nyc311 and YOU'RE WELCOME WILLIAMSBURG!

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

I filed a complaint with @nyc311, who will respond within 10 days. I wonder if I will be able to get my kids back to sleep by then.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

Are developers allowed to work with machinery at 8:30 at night? I try to tolerate this shit during nap time, but about to go crazy now.

[Victoria G @AngryGirlfriend]

MGIII just requested Born in the USA. So I guess my job as a parent is done.