POV: youโre fifteen minutes late to the castle and youโre already thinking of how to explain it and ways to ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ.
@AngryGodHammer
Happy Thorโs day!
Today I have a question for God of Thunder.
* clears throat very seriously *
If I was the last ox on all the realms, would you eat me or keep me as a pet?
@livythelilly The hole is wide enough for them both to pass through, the edges still smoking with divine energy as they plummet inside with thunder trailing behind like a royal banner.
โThe storm is as excited as I am.โ The ramp of the jet shudders as Thor makes contact with a thud and a clap of thunder.
โHa!โ The god strides toward the widow with the gait of a warrior who has finally found his battlefield. โYour sister, she had one thing right.โ ~
@livythelilly sending the enchanted hammer slicing through the air like a comet.
A massive hole tears through the fortress wall where the hammer strikes, metal shattering in a debris cloud that blooms into the dark sky before being swept away by the storm. ~
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder
โ๏ธ@AngryGodHammerโ๏ธ