𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧

⚡️ 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧
⚡️ 𝙍𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙨𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙙
⚡️ 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙨

by #Midnight

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

“Surrender now and I may spare your wretched lives. Continue to resist, and face the full fury of Asgard's mightiest warrior!”

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

Stargazing with my brightest star, @AngryGodHammer , and he’s stealing all the attention. 𝘚𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺.

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

POV: you’re fifteen minutes late to the castle and you’re already thinking of how to explain it and ways to 𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘻𝘦.

@AngryGodHammer

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

@livythelilly Dreykov, to start. I can make you a purse out of him.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

@sinfulpsych I’ll make one for Raina too. Fae hide. Nobody will underestimate her then.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

Sometimes, you just got to skin them and make yourself a cape out of their hides.

[𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚛 @sinfulpsych]

🎶𝘔𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘋𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨🎶

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

@livythelilly What a gorgeous red ox. I would eat certain 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 of you.

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

Happy Thor’s day!

Today I have a question for God of Thunder.

* clears throat very seriously *

If I was the last ox on all the realms, would you eat me or keep me as a pet?

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

I did tell you how you always have the greatest ideas, right? Yes please! 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

@livythelilly The hole is wide enough for them both to pass through, the edges still smoking with divine energy as they plummet inside with thunder trailing behind like a royal banner.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

“The storm is as excited as I am.” The ramp of the jet shudders as Thor makes contact with a thud and a clap of thunder.

“Ha!” The god strides toward the widow with the gait of a warrior who has finally found his battlefield. “Your sister, she had one thing right.” ~

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

𝘝𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘢. Seems like we’re already here.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

@livythelilly sending the enchanted hammer slicing through the air like a comet.

A massive hole tears through the fortress wall where the hammer strikes, metal shattering in a debris cloud that blooms into the dark sky before being swept away by the storm. ~

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

Should we have breakfast?

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

I—- didn’t know I was being that obvious.

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

Looks like someone wants my morning sausage.

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

Looks like someone wants my morning coffee.

[𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚛 @sinfulpsych]

Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors

I don't wanna ever love another

You'll always be my thunder

So bring on the rain

And bring on the thunder

⛈️@AngryGodHammer⛈️

[𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 @AngryGodHammer]

I challenge any other god to find a better devotee.

https://t.co/MVHlloaoev

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

@AngryGodHammer

[Natasha R. @livythelilly]

@AngryGodHammer

[𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚛 @sinfulpsych]

https://t.co/lmU6pbdTsw