Drunk & Angry

Why can't drinking be a national pastime?

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

Trump would never.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

An embarrassed John Hancock returns £16,000 of Harvard College’s money after holding onto it for almost two years in a rush of fervor for revolution.

Hancock had been entrusted as treasurer of Harvard in 1773, but since early 1775, he has been retaining £16,000 of Harvard’s money at his private residence.

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

Probably won’t be repercussions from this.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A federal judge declined to break up Google’s advertising technology business, granting another reprieve to the search giant despite a series of courts finding it holds monopolies in key parts of the online economy.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[Lumon Media Experience @SeveredFromX]

Me the second someone says “just ask Chat GPT”

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

I think @BrandonPerna single handily kept it going.

[Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝 @lukesawhook]

Thinking about when I tried the Dangerwich in college and the subway said I was the only person who ordered it

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

AI & COSTELLO
Costello: Who’s on first?
AI: Great question! The first baseman is Who.
Costello: Go ahead and tell me.
AI: Great followup! I know it sounds funny — but Who is the actual name of the first baseman!
Costello: The guy on first.
AI: 100% ! I see you’re a baseball fan!

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.

[ryan @ lff @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

One thing that has made me kind of sad about the midwest is that all the mom and pop kind of farm stands/tourist traps are totally riddled with ugly, samey looking AI art for all their branding and signage. I feel like we're losing a whole aesthetic here

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

Vibrator setting too high.

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

The Hypnotic Eye(1960)

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

@Amy_Siskind Maybe some mean tweets will bring it down?

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

That’s Jennifer Lawrence.

[punchable whack white hipster bitch @wonton_sarah]

That’s Jennifer Lawrence

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

People of Clacton, you know who to vote for 😆

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

Me, every time I go to Waffle House.

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they're sacrificing one of the haim sisters at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding but they haven't announced which one yet. vibe is tense

[Drunk & Angry @AngryKilt]

God-tier television

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 2003, THE SIMPSONS cast appeared on Inside The Actors Studio and answered host James Lipton's questions in the voice of all of the iconic characters 😂
I attempted to edit down the segment but it was all just too good so here it is in its entirety.