AngryLyftDriver

This fucking pax...

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

@AskLyft Get a fucking phone number so drivers can call for help. Your app is trash. The Get Help menu has never helped anyone. Why do people need to go to Twitter to publicly shame you to get some assistance?

I just drove for Uber instead.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

@lyft @AskLyft You've had my registration for almost a year and it's valid until 2023. Why are you saying you suddenly need a new picture and I'm unable to drive until then? Your app is trash.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

@TMobile nice.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Broad street is a fucking mess. I hate this city.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

COD is quickly just becoming a pile of other games I don't own and don't want that I have to dig through to get to the Modern Warfare multiplayer that I actually do want to play.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

1:30. No check in for 40 mins. Do I just give up? @ATT

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Have y'all heard about AT&T's latest scam of deactivating phones not on their "approved list", claiming your phone no longer works since they're phasing out 3G, even tho your phone definitely has 4G?

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Hey @ATT , your customer service sucks, you're scamming people into buying new phones, and your hold music sucks.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Picky smokers are the worst. Walgreens didn't have what this guy wanted, so he finishes the rest of his transaction and hangs out by the register browsing the selection, and has the gaul to just hop back to the front when he sees what he wants. Back of the line, fella.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Seeing Sir Richard Branson and his Virgin crew totally biff on streaming the video and audio from Unity has been one of the funniest things ever. We managed to stream from THE MOON in the 60's!

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Guess @NorthWildwoodPD would rather no one take Ubers or lyfts, and just drove themselves home from the bars. Total shit show.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Hey, @NorthWildwoodPD, maybe fuck off a little bit harrassing drivers trying to pick up around Keenan's and Flip Flops. I'm out of everyone's way, causing zero problems. Don't you have anything better to do?

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

@MasterJediStoop

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

I absolutely love when the Market St ramp onto 95 south decides to stop being a road and instead wants to be a series of small lakes. Fucking lovely.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

What @Uber and @lyft don't get, is that there is a 0% chance I'm going to pay a toll to take the PA turnpike 20 mins to pick someone up. Fuck that.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Update: no tip came in. I fucking knew it when he got out of the car.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Hey Bernard, get fucked. "I'll hook you up with that tip". Fuckouttaherewiththatshit

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

It's so cute when Lyft thinks I'll drive 18 minutes to a pickup in the worst parts of north philly for a $2 ride bonus.

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

@JessieBoyington @6abc Haha yes indeed 👍

[AngryLyftDriver @AngryLyft]

Shout out to @JessieBoyington from @6abc for being a great lyft passenger and being the friendliest person I've had in my car in a while.