goblin

I am the Mom Friend™ and I am made of anger and stress and I constantly need to take a nap.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

BIG PRRRRROOOOOO

[Zoe 🍉 @_idk3ither_]

🚨 Sources say it is unlikely that Jacob Wysocki will be named the new Pope due to scheduling conflicts.

[spoo-ky🎃 @nodaksens]

logan thompson coming out of the tunnel for game 4

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN AT THE DOORSTEP

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born in 2005 debuted in 2005

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#Gr8Chase | @Venture_Global

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30-GOAL SCORER ALIAKSEI PROTAS

#ALLCAPS | @LeidosInc

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8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣

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UM HELLOOOOO PRO HAT TRICK

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

Ny toxic traits is that I love to walk away from people I'm shopping with in stores and then ignore their calls/texts

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

You ever pull off a dnd move so good you wished more people knew about dnd just to brag

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

As much as I miss her, I fully support Jenna Marbles decision to leave YouTube. That being said I do feel like if she came back it would fix the world

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

If you did anything other than vote for Harris shut the fuck up you don't get a fucking opinion anymore. Fuck you

[Semler @gracebaldridge]

I literally hate twitter but my song is out tonight and it rips. Get in now because I swear we’re going places soon.

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

I only joke so I don't cry y'all Saints of Nevada got me good

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

I think I downloaded the wrong @gracebaldridge song y'all

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

Guy at grocery store: can you reach that for me?
Me: of course!
Him: I wish I had my leg
Me:....
What the fuck do I say to that

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

I look at my pile of laundry and understand Sisyfus' struggle on deep and intimate level

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

Me, at work

[goblin @AngryMomFriend]

Percy Jackson comes out tomorrow and I'm just supposed to be normal???