The Monarch

Arch-nemesis of Dr. Thaddeus Venture!

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

Man, 1172 followers? And I haven't even said anything in months? Who knew it was this easy! #LazyVillains

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@destined2own I will have Venture on his knees soon enough! ...cough.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@destined2own I have to admit, that is a pretty badass picture of me.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@DocGirlfriend Geez, of COURSE I would never marry the Butter-Glider. I'd miss your dirty pillows too much.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

My amazing eyebrows. #thingslongerthankimsmarriage

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@DocGirlfriend No, I'm pretty sure bigamy is still illegal.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@jessieinthesky @DocGirlfriend Uh, no comment with reference to @numbertwentyone.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@DocGirlfriend THAT IS SO UNTRUE I COULD SUE YOU FOR LIBEL

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@jessieinthesky Uhh, I'm pretty sure @DocGirlfriend wouldn't be into that. I dunno. Are you into non-moppet-related threesomes?

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@jessieinthesky Right here, obviously. Where else would I be? Unless you've been tweeting longer than I have, in which case "the Cocoon".

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

I don't even know about all this percentage nonsense! Fight the Guild! #OccupyTheGrandCanyon

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@JuliusWhitfield @AnthonyCumia Just put out a help wanted sign. They'll come in droves, especially in this economy.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@cscovel Nah, man. I've been on vacation with the Mrs., away from all my idiot henchmen.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@kwill81 That guy's beard is totally douchey and the Mrs. doesn't have NEARLY enough cleavage. Just sayin'.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@kwill81 It's "Dr. Mrs. the Monarch". And uh, saw us where? LIES, YOU SAW NOTHING

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@cscovel My delicate, wonderful, antenna-like eyebrows? No freakin' way!

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@cscovel How the hell should I know? Do I look like Doc Hammer or Jackson Publick?

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@TheRealPhantom5 I'm sure you're a douchebag too, but I was talking about Hamilton.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@cscovel Hope your boss isn't a humorless dick like Phantom Douche.

[The Monarch @angrymonarch]

@cscovel What the hell? How did that brazen oompa-loompa get in my Cocoon?