Dr. Girlfriend

Queen Butterfly of the Fluttering Horde

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

Well, that's the last time I tell the moppets to "help themselves" to the left over Halloween candy.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

REASONS YOURE SINGLE- Because you can't take a moment to put an apostrophe in 'you're'.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@musicblog24 Why, is @djhuffness going to get me in to the club as a VIP? I still qualify as a hot babe even though I'm married, right?

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@angrymonarch 1) It's a machine and you couldn't marry it anyways. 2) You'd CONSIDER marrying it? 3) Insinuating I would leave you.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@angrymonarch And then you and the butterglider can get married. =P

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage @AngryMonarch's attention span for things other than Dr. Venture.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@jessieinthesky @angrymonarch Whose boots do you think those are? Curly toed shoes aren't exactly... ahh... well they're eclectic fashion.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

I hope you all had a nice Halloween and didn't get too many razorblades. Or, did, for you razor blade collectors out there. <3

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

And it's not like @angrymonarch can fill out paperwork to save his life.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

Long story short, this lady's been busy on a top secret mission for the Guild. Hey, it means we can get insurance for our henchmen now.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@Perri418 You know, this is what I get for being away on Guild business for forever. @therealmonarch isn't my fellow! @AngryMonarch is!

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@therealmonarch For someone who is the "real" monarch, you sure don't tweet about your evil exploits much. <3

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@angrymonarch @NurseTiger What, why, why are you always on my computer.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@angrymonarch @jessieinthesky You'd better watch your mouths. Both of you.

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@numbertwentyone Yes I am, just been so sick and just a little too busy to keep up with everyone here!

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@USGPresident Oh, poor sweetie! You sound like you need a hot bath!

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

and let's keep @numbertwentyone at #1 in #henchman and @VentureBrosBlog at #1 in #fansites! Go Team Monarch!

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

So I'm going to be doing my best to get @angrymonarch to #1in #Worlddomination, @Facilier to #1 in #tarot, won't you all cast votes for them

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

@numbertwentyone you're so SWEET for trying to get snookums to number one in #worlddomination!

[Dr. Girlfriend @DocGirlfriend]

I nominate @VentureBrosBlog for a Shorty Award in #fansites because they run a SWELL site, and are just top notch! <3