John Balduzzi

Political ad guy. Twin girls & my lil dude run my life. Pro trashy tv & pop music. I'm the LeBron of dessert.

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Happy 4th boys from the beautiful Seneca Lake in upstate NY @beatingthebook

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Maybe almost the same way pro players don’t value rings as much as we think they should, younger GMs now don’t care about historical rivalries or conference foes with trades. Imagine the look on Charles Oakleys face if Horrace Grant got traded to the Knicks?! @beatingthebook

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That dude that shanked it left by 10 feet. First off, how does that happen? Second, he should be thankful he’s not from Columbia and it’s not the early 90s cause he’d be donezo. @beatingthebook @KelleyBydlon

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@Oldtimers365 I typically tip 25%. (Grew up working in family restaurant). So I’d tip $24.50 here.

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Got this mailer from @thinkbig_pac . Unfortunately Election Day was Tuesday. 5 days late. I’ve probably mailed millions of pieces. None came late. Even during 2012 hurricane. Do better Dems. @dccc

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The @USMNT coach is dressed like he’s got an hour until his midnight shift starts. @FIFAWorldCup #usavsaus

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Heading down to your old hood with my soon be 13-year-old twin daughters for a lacrosse tournament. They don’t believe you’ll read this. @beatingthebook

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The man died on the field! Still bitter. @beatingthebook

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@WorkElizab I tip 25% for average to good service. So $18. Knowing me, I would probably round up and make it an even $20.

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@Jennifer55gt Or you could just be a nice human being and treat others with respect. I’ve lost faith in human decency.

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Wemby is a dirty player. @ESPNNBA

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@VictorBLDevils Score?

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I love to imagine that “when Vegas makes the call” it’s the leprechaun from the old O’Sheas dialing. @beatingthebook

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The drive from Charlotte to the Highlands through Southern North Carolina is beautiful. Trust me. Rent a car and do the drive. @beatingthebook

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We only make our own pasta sauce in the Balduzzi family. So why am I leaving wegmans with the big jar of carbone sauce? Numbers game impulse buy. Side note: you know wegmans right? @beatingthebook

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Baseball stat grammar check: uCan we start calling them RsBI just to piss everyone off? @beatingthebook

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As someone who has taken a hockey puck to the face here is the official medical diagnosis: it F’n hurts really really bad. Also, fake Knicks fans are the ones yapping. We real knicks fans haven’t said one word in a month and a half. We’ve seen this before @beatingthebook

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@beatingthebook why do we call her the hamburger again?

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But what about Thunder Dan, Gill?!?! Thunder Dan!! @beatingthebook

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2Pac @dustinswedelson