Angry Porridge

Any issues? Direct them to my litter tray! Have to put up with @MartynDayMP! #PussyIssues

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@lothian_sky touchy... Who pissed on your strawberrys??

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@lothian_sky meaning in general like big man!

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How the feck is it Monday again? At least av got 9 lives... Mind you catnip has tain about 3 ae them awready!

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@lothian_sky nah... Just you!! Haha

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@TasminaSheikh @LionelRichie @HouseofCommons @HannahB4LiviMP did he ask you if it was him you were looking for?? :)

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@_Polyhymnia @MartynDaySNP acht it gets a wee bit quiet, an a enjoy the peace, but got tae say, it's better when he's hame :)

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@_Polyhymnia I'm here!!

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Blleeeeugh!! #Messy

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@lothian_sky @MartynDaySNP you tell him big chap!

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@MartynDaySNP too right am no happy!! And btw your grammar is #fundilymundily sh**e! #See mind an' bring haggis fur the rolls the mora.

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@MartynDaySNP ye just never left me the bottle opener!! How's a cat meant tae get intake his catnip... You just tryin tae limit ma intake?

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@John99001122 you dinnae half ken how tae live it up... I'm on tae the 3rd pint noo... Dinnae like killin' mice... A prefer hasslin' tories!

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Last night before the big chap comes back! What tae get uptae? Suggestions folks... #BoredKitty

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Whit? That's terrible news! Aw jings! https://t.co/lxIgaLaoBj

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@Jonny_Nabb @MartynDaySNP 2 thumbs good... Nae thumbs better!!!

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@MartynDaySNP @Jonny_Nabb just found ma phone in ma pals tray... Ehhh... That was a hint for you... You ever gonna take me doon wi u??

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@MartynDaySNP oh aye! I'll just away oot and get a cairry oot then... Catnip it is!! Mind get haggis fur the rolls the mora! #HangoverPlan

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@lothian_sky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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We've hud the cha cha slide, we've hud the slosh, noo we've got the #56Strut thanks tae @AngrySalmond beltin' big man

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Still nae rights for Cats in the #QueensSpeech . @MartynDaySNP get them telt! No impressed like! #ReallyAngryPorridge