Angry Post Vendor

I'm your neighborhood post production vendor and your lunacy has made me angry.

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"We can't go back to the client with an overage. Oooh, I'd like to order three desserts!"

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Here's what we need you to do this weekend and Monday, but don't share anything until Tuesday. Monday is a holiday and we need our downtime."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"I know we're all working remotely today, but we'll be there shortly so we can order dinner on the job."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

@elonmusk @joni_askola Money can buy everything. Except class.

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Please lower the edit days in your bid to 15. Here's our schedule with 25 days of edit."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Here's an idea, and this might sound crazy so just hear me out. What if we got Lil' Jon to be in our spot?!?!?!"

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"We need to work in-person so we can be distracted by our other projects the entire time."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

Tuesday: "We won't use this as a brand asset; it's just for these spots and there's no extra money."

Friday: "Can you post this brand asset. We want to use it in some other spots."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Have you booked the talent whose info I haven't given you?"

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"You want us to pay for this additional work? Fair enough, I guess."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Good news! Your bid for three changes is approved, so we'd like to proceed with these twelve changes."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Was it your intent to use the take we selected a week ago versus one we we didn't realize we wanted until now? Please correct."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Thanks for working with our very limited budget. We'll keep the exploration, versions, and indecision to a maximum."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"This is perfect. Let's grind it into a pulp for the next two days."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"Can you help us with this spec piece? Our in-house is booked solid on paying work."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

Agency A: "Our success is proof that creativity has no bounds."
Agency B: "Creativity named us the most creative agency because of how well we harness creativity."
Agency C: "We snort pure creativity to creatively solve creative problems with creative solutions, creatively."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"What do you mean you don't have the proprietary sound of the device that hasn't been released yet?"

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"We're going somewhere else if you don't find a new time after I backed out of what I just booked."

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

“We constantly change our in-house’s name because we just loooove brand refreshes.”

[Angry Post Vendor @AngryPostVendor]

"How dare you ask for a small overage for this extra work! We're just a tiny 265 billion dollar startup trying to get by."