Angry Retail Banker

I offer an insider's take on retail banking. It sucks.

[Angry Retail Banker @AngryRetBanker]

@deaf_girl27 @patriothq Because ICE didn't arrest him for being a child rapist. They arrested him for being an immigrant.

Taking down rapists is not something MAGAs are interested in.

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@catoletters @Samantha_SN1 What weak stupid men? All you posted was a picture of Tim Walz.

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@Samantha_SN1 @seantlittle1 Wait, what did Cuban say that was wrong?

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@Samantha_SN1 What does Tulsi Gabbard have to do with strong, intelligent women?

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@MarshallmomW @jackunheard @KamalaHQ ???? I just see people making fun of him (Jack, I mean).

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@PrincessKnightD @CriscoElysium @Nerpho74 @Acyn Elon's abuse of his daughter and her condemnation of him is quite public and recent. But even if I were to give you your wacky argument against Walz, it seems strange that Elon's far worse actions don't count in this comparison of their characters for such arbitrary reasons.

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@PrincessKnightD @MitchyDelta @thefifthbanana @LotusEater29 @Nerpho74 @Acyn To disprove what you said, I would have to post a video or GIF of the incident in question. But you already posted it. You did my work for me. What are you expecting me to do at this point? There's nothing I can do about the fact that your brain isn't seeing what's in the GIF.

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@PrincessKnightD @MitchyDelta @thefifthbanana @LotusEater29 @Nerpho74 @Acyn I mean, I don't have to disprove anything you said. You disproved what you said when you posted the GIF disproving what you said.

It's like I said, MAGAs don't believe in truth anymore. You deny facts right in front of your face and I genuinely believe you're not lying.

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@PrincessKnightD @CriscoElysium @Nerpho74 @Acyn You're saying that Elon Musk's abuse of his daughter didn't count because it wasn't on the campaign trail. So you're saying that if Elon abused his daughter after he endorsed Trump, THAT would count?

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@PrincessKnightD @CriscoElysium @Nerpho74 @Acyn Oh, Elon's abuse of his daughter and her subsequent calling him out on that abuse only counts if it's on a presidential campaign trail?

You heard it here first, folks! Child abuse isn't abuse unless you're part of a presidential campaign and on the campaign trail!

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@PrincessKnightD @MitchyDelta @thefifthbanana @LotusEater29 @Nerpho74 @Acyn "I spoke to what I saw. There's video of what I saw. I provided a GIF of what I saw."

Yes, this is exactly my point! What's in the video and the GIF does not match what you saw, because your mind is so broken by MAGA that all it can process is your hallucinations!

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@_DOGPOOL_ @Bbernardini21 @Acyn The urge to engage with this meme seriously is far outweighed by the knowledge that you MAGAs are so intellectually and ideologically against fact and truth that you'll reject anything I say simply for disagreeing with your cancerous degenerate dogshit ideology.

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@_DOGPOOL_ @Acyn The Chad Fairy!

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@PrincessKnightD @MitchyDelta @thefifthbanana @LotusEater29 @Nerpho74 @Acyn I love how MAGAs are so delusional that they'll see a video of nothing happening and insist that a thing is happening. I genuinely want to know, what is it like to live in the alternate reality you guys have crafted for yourselves, and how do you manage to function in society?

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@PrincessKnightD @CriscoElysium @Nerpho74 @Acyn No problem!

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@PrincessKnightD @Nerpho74 @Acyn Walz: *Pulls son over gently so son doesn't walk into teleprompter.*
Son: "THAT'S MY DAD!"

Musk: *Abuses daughter and disowns her after she comes out as trans.*
Daughter: "Let me tell you all about how Elon Musk is the worst dad on Earth."

Conservatives: "I prefer Elon!"
🤨

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@Nerpho74 @Acyn "Staggering"? You mean "Swaggering"!

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@plramirez There was an organization in Germany called Jews For Hitler. They supported the Nazi movement and believed they would be spared the discrimination, pogroms, and the camps.

Guess what happened to them.

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@thecrimsonpill @JustinOnimous @legendofchelda @scott_denby @lamborghinibank @genjibear Guess what's gonna happen if Trump gets elected. By the way, Netanyahu is literally a Trump supporter. Do you think Israel will have to worry about holding back against Gaza? What do you think will happen if Trump wins?

Yeah. Millions dead in weeks. Full genocide.

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@thecrimsonpill @JustinOnimous @legendofchelda @scott_denby @lamborghinibank @genjibear The sad reality is that we're holding them back. They're a benefactor and want to stay on our good side for monetary support. That's why they aim so much propaganda at us. If they weren't worried about appeasing Biden, they would wipe out all Palestinians in a day. Millions dead.