Roboute Guilliman

I just woke up after 10,000 years and you have to see the shit my kids have done. Unbelievable. Muppets. #NotMyImperium

[Duncan Rhodes @Two_Thin_Coats]

I like a lot of minis, amongst them the Lannister troops for A Song of Ice and Fire by @CMONGames. These are regular Lannister Guardmen and I had a lot of fun painting their smart, clean uniforms and polished silver armour 😀

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Finally got a bunch of the Mechanicus Enginseers to admit they can fix damn near anything in the Imperium but wouldn’t because of Union Regs. That shit stops now. #FixTheGoddamnKnights

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Just big enough to tear apart a tank with my bare hands, just small enough all you assholes can't just shoot at me. Nailed it Dad. #40k8th

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Jokes on you. Astartes were always this big. Try photocopying my DNA for 10,000 years and see what the copies look like. #PrimarisUltra

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

10,000 years asleep in a chair and I'm supposed to instantly fix all your problems. Dick-move Imperium.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

You're all getting a time-out.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Calgar keeps intentionally mispronouncing my name as 'Robot' or 'Row-Boat'. I think he thinks it's a power move. I think he's short.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Putting twin lascannons on the back of a Rhino does not make it a Predator. Pointless; like clear liquors.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Why is it all my sons think you have to be a sergeant to throw a grenade? What kind of ass-backwards rule is that?

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Dads sword looks really cool, but it keeps lighting everything in the room on fire. Don't think he had a lot of drapes.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

I hate Cato so much.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

@AngryRoboute One more time and I'm telling them the time we discussed strategy during the invasion of Ullanor whilst he was having a poo.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

I'm so tired of the Ministorum asking for stories about dad for their endless, droning sermons.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

@AngryRoboute I punched my way back in, in case anyone is interested. Without a helmet. IN SPACE. Nice try Mr Half-a-Face.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Cassius was all 'Member the Tyrannical War?' And I was all 'Member that time my brother shot me out of my own spaceship without a helmet?'

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Don't think Cawl got my inseam quite right. #FeelingRestricted #BitBowleggedThanks #HurtstoWalk

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

@AngryRoboute #Dadjokes

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Feeling a bit blue today.

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Still can't make a Rhino that a Terminator can fit in huh? Maybe you just haven't had enough TIME. #NotMyMechanicum

[Roboute Guilliman @AngryRoboute]

Everyone stop fawning over me. I put my power armour on one leg at a time like everyone else. Just afterwards I save the Imperium. #grokbell