angrysean spicer

I am stuck in a dead end job and not one bit happy about it, but it pays for my gum

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

it isn't a coincidence that #Phish is touring
and I am resigning
just saying

#spicey sean spicer
https://t.co/klf0rOsvY5

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

what the big deal
google: "shortest time as a press secretary"
and it won't be me

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

coming soon, pictures of @billoreilly , Koch brothers and me on a super yacht

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

I am the longest serving Press Secretary in the last 182 days

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

remember
#spicefacts ™
is trademark-ed

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

did I just screw up your bingo card

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

Looking for investors

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

@jaketapper @GlennThrush do your job
and report that more people have been fired or quit from the white house
then hired
sean spicer #spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

some days you are the wind machine
.
some days you are the bug being devoured by the wind machine
- -
sean spicer #spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

now that I don't work for the government
.
Health care has a new value to me

- sean spicer #spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

it is going to be tough to find new bushes to hide in

sean spicer #spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

Let me add
I also had to pledge I WOULD sleep with Melania
she is too old for the boss
sean spicer #spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

everyone else had to pledge loyalty
I had to pledge I wouldn't sleep with Ivanka
so I resigned
#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

a year.. a whole year
that is how long I think it will take
to get the #urineKing stench off me

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

Punk media
put this in your notes
it isn't an accident I resigned on
#NationalJunkFoodDay

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

guess what
@kellyannepolls farts do not spell like rosemary

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

Some companies have a golden parachute
when you resign

#urineKing has a golden shower

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

hey punk media
I have a message for you

#spicey sean spicer

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

Easter Bunny is the one f-ing job they don't let you resign from
damn it to hell
#spicey sean spicer https://t.co/NOPIokGdst

[David Latchman🇹🇹 @SciWriterDave]

Now that Sean Spicer has resigned, who's going to be the White House Easter Bunny. We really need to think ahead here. #Spicey

[angrysean spicer @AngrySeanSpicer]

the reason I stayed this long
is @MELANIATRUMP only had me to talk to

#spicey sean spicer