Mike

US Army Vet 🇺🇸 | Just an ugly guy | 345 | #GoCanes #AllAboutTheU | Trust No One |

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Up at midnight making protein banana bread because I’m out and I have none to take to work tomorrow. It is what it is

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

😂 it just keeps getting better.
I get to wear my rubber ducky boots

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

DAMN IT!
Every fucking time, EVERY.. FUCKING.. TIME.. you start to just get a little a head in life — BAM — Life throws the Atomic Bomb at you and sets you back a fucking decade.
I seriously fucking hate it here!

GOD IF YOU’RE LISTENING, SEND THE METEOR ☄️ YOU KNOW, THE ONE THE SIZE OF A CITY!

Thanks in advance

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Ranking the last 10 Stanley Cup Champions

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

When it rains it pours. It’s ok, I’ll be the villain in everyone’s story, I’m use to it.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

I totally went into the wrong career field. I should have went into meteorology where I can be 98% wrong, yet still keep my job and have a decent paycheck.
3 predictions, less than 72 hours. Doesn’t look like a major change, but it is. From the first one to the last one, significant change in the amount of what location is getting how much rain.

Plus you know it will change 2-3 more times, and they still will be wrong.

*But all you hear on the stupid commercials is how they have the most advance bs and award winning meteorologist.

Pretty sure those awards are the equivalent to a participation trophy now days.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Yep, best part of my day — watching a huge hawk snag a squirrel out of my back yard. Someone’s feasting tonight.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Hard fact, but it’s honestly the truth.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Tonight’s one of those nights where it’s nice to just sit outside and you can smell the gulf waters. I live right at the distance from the gulf shoreline that you get that free tropical sent about 1/3 of the year.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Why are sales people so dumb? Then turn around, get offended, and act like I’m the bad guy.
Haha Let me explain.

Sales guy comes to my door, goes to his sales pitch, before he even starts I politely tell him - No thanks I’m not interested.

He proceeds to keep talking.🙄 I slightly more stern yet polite tell him - Sir, I’m not interested, thank you, have a good one.

He won’t shut up. — Now as anyone in the military knows, tell someone once to do something, they better do it. Tell them twice, they know they’re going to catch heat. Tell someone a third time, hell’s coming down on them. So why TF should dumb civilians be treated any less different. — So no more politeness, straight to the point - Listen here fatso, I know I already told you twice I wasn’t interested. Maybe you have fat, maybe it’s earwax build up that you can’t hear me, but I don’t give a damn, so maybe you can hear me now. Take your fat ass, and whatever it is you’re selling and waddle off the fuck off my property. Did you hear me that time? Just move your ginormous head north south if you fucking heard me.

Of course he says as he waddles away I didn’t need to be so rude blah blah blah. But damn, why does it take getting to that? I said I wasn’t interested. You kept talking. Then when I went off, now I’m the bad guy of course. Whatever, learn when to shut up when you’re not getting the sale and walk away. You don’t get three chances in the military and you’re not getting three chances at my front door.

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Cold pizza on a hot day just hits right

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Every time you turn around now days it’s just another one you want to hit

[ESPN @espn]

Troy pulls off the UPSET in Gainesville and is headed to Super Regionals for the first time in program history 🔥

[ESPN @espn]

OKLAHOMA WALKS OFF GEORGIA TECH TO ADVANCE TO SUPERS 🚨

THE SOONERS STUN THE NO. 2 SEED IN ATL 😳

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

And it begins

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

What a disappointment

[Miami Hurricanes Baseball @CanesBaseball]

Our 2026 season comes to end in the NCAA Gainesville Regional.

Final: Troy 9, Miami 6

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Many of you need to:
Read this
Understand this
Respect this
And most importantly
Remember this

[Mike @AngryShadow51]

Great, being like any good home owner on the weekend - out mowing and weeding my backyard and around the fence and I end up getting stung on the top of my head and in my left cheek by wasps.

Now being like any man, I stop what I’m doing, go get a pole, some spray and come back. Since they are now all flying around, I spray in the air enough to scare them away long enough to knock down their stupid ass nest and proceed to monkey stop the living hell out of it into the ground. As they come back, I try to spray some of them. Some fall and some fly away, I stop the hell out of the ones that fall and let the others escape for another day.

Now it’s time for a shower and to lay down because I have a headache from the one that got me on top of the head.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow … well … it was a good battle ✌🏼