AngryStepMom

My stepkids are assholes.

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Stepson 1 spends 6 hours a day gaming, 3 hours a day eating, 4 hours a day texting, and 11 hours a day sleeping. Lazy asshole.

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Stepson 2 thinks I'm being a bitch when I ask him to empty the trash bins in his bedroom and bathroom. I am SUCH a cunt, right?

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Stepsons 1 and 2 are at their mom's house this weekend, and I'm so fucking happy I could cry.

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Stepson 2 has never been asked to make a bed. Has no idea how to do it, and he's 13. He's also never learned the value of personal hygiene.

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Stepson 2 thinks it's TOTALLY outrageous that I had the balls to ask him to take his shit to his room. I mean HOW DARE I?! Asshole.

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Stepson 2: The way you fling your hair around like Justin Bieber circa 2011 is SO cool. Asshole.

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Hey Stepson 1: Maybe the reason you're going to have to wear braces for so long is because you sucked your thumb until you were 13. Asshole.

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Stepson 2 has no concept of the words "responsiblity," "consequences," or "don't leave your piss on the toilet seat." Asshole.

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No, really Stepson 1. You DO need to wash your hands after you take a dump. Like EVERY TIME. Asshole.

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You see those glasses in my profile pic? Yeah, Stepson 2 broke those then left them on the floor for 2 weeks. Asshole.