Patrick Neylan

Freelance writer and editor. Publisher of business reports. Professional member of @The_CIEP. Occasional actor. All opinions are now your opinions.

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New clickbait strategy: write a headline so baffling that you have to click on it to find out what the story is about.

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I often see this LinkedIn ad:
Leadership schedules, meetings, travel and day-to-day admin.
Feature ideas.
Blogs, social media, newsletters, 3-4 stories/week.
Editorial calendars and content plans for clients.
Source information, interview opportunities.
Four jobs, £28-34k.

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@adrianmckinty Jacob Polley's Talk Of The Town taught me how to read without trying to understand, which was a vital lesson when reading Ulysses (let it flow through you).
Polley's dialect was Cumbrian, which Melvyn Bragg had to lose to become a broadcasting legend.

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@JonnElledge Like Derek and Thierry.

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My daughter gave me the trilogy of @Inkyfool books for Christmas. I already had The Etymologicon so, when I visited my brother in Amsterdam last week, I took it with me to give to him.
He has a grand total of 14 books on his shelf. One of them is The Etymologicon.

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@adrianmckinty I read an abridged version of Moby Dick and wondered what could have been more boring than the grindingly tedious stuff they left in.
I've just edited a book for the Royal Navy on sailmaking (don't know why they still need one) and they went into less detail than Melville.

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@sciencegirl Several times I've watched artic drivers reverse into the loading bay of the Royal Opera House. Busy, narrow road in central London and a tiny entrance (the grey door on the left). They sometimes do it in one. Huge respect.

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I find it amusing that Americans say "burglarizing" instead of "burgling". Peddlars peddle, burglars burgle.
It's like describing growing crops as "farmerizing".

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Kurt Vonnegut said semicolons were unnecessary. But when I'm editing pieces by non-writers and I need to keep their prose as intact as possible, semicolons are a godsend.

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@MerriamWebster 4th Declension Latin nouns end in -us but their plural isnt -i. The English plural of sinus is sinuses, not sini.

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Irony: I've given up editing this piece on the importance of standardised English. I simply can't understand it.

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Looking for the website of the International Group of P&I Clubs, I stumbled across another organisation called IGPI. Beautiful website, full of buzzwords and platitudes, which at no point explains what the organisation actually does.

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"Data is plural!" says the person who presumably replies to "I've just been to the opera" with "Did you like them?"

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Encountering another author who insists 'data' is plural. Presumably he's just as insistent about spaghetti, broccoli and opera.

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Commentators on @bbctms keep confusing "dissect" (cut up) and "bisect" (cut in half).

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@JohnRentoul On general principle, there should be no age-related restrictions on anyone old enough to vote.

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@CollectPlus *till

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@TheBonniePrince I see it a lot in UK media now in just the format I used. Very confusing.

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Writers should stop using "drop" as a synonym for "release". The headline "BBC drops drama series" suggests that the series has been cancelled.

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Sorry, this job ad actually offends me.
"Sub Editor - Maidstone ME14"
They want an editor, subeditor, writer, picture researcher, marketer, statistician, PA and receptionist. Three days a week, on-site, and you might get as much as £17pa (less if you lack experience).