Angry Tortoise

nonbinary (they/them) // vegan // code witch
Part machine
Potentially a Cylon sleeper agent
Possibly an Agent in The Matrix

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

This video is pretty much the exact reason I'm learning to sign!
https://t.co/bMlO40iu8t

#DeafAware #BSL #BritishSignLanguage #SignLanguage

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@blackveilbrides Is this an out of season April Fools joke?
Big yikes. You're supposed to fight the bad folks, not join them

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@LeeandLie @CyYuVtuber CyYu prob pays in tech support tbh! Balances out, maybe?

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@MeganMcDuffee Yes, yes, yes! Absolutely would do so!

[Megan McDuffee 🌙 @MeganMcDuffee]

ITS HEEEEEERE! Entity is officially out! Omg, this is seriously my fav track I’ve ever produced. The music video was an absolute blast. It was just all around a perfect thing 👻🖤

AHHHHH so stoked 🤘🏻💀

https://t.co/w3hVOfebAm

#HorrorFamily

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, #Ningguang! #GenshinImpact

"This is from the new piece I've been working on. What do you think?"
"Excellent. It hasn't been long since we last met, but you've surpassed yourself once again, Yun Jin."

Participate in Ningguang's birthday event: https://t.co/w0fIZaMvcD

[Astro @astrodotbuild]

🧑‍🚀⭐ Calling all aspiring astronauts—Astro 3.0 touches down next week. We're giving away 10 of these official Astro hats to celebrate!

Retweet for your chance to win.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Starbucks could give every one of its 402,000 employees a $4700 bonus check and still keep $1,892,000,000 in net income this year. Instead they raised prices for no reason and are actively engaging in union busting. Get your coffee somewhere else.

[Essenger @EssengerMusic]

to yall who died on the hill of defending ronnie radke against transphobic allegations and now seeing the full shameless proof, i told you so.
stop meatriding scumbag artists

[Christina Assaf-Costello 🌸🌱🍉🍃🌸🌼 @Its_Tina_timeVO]

Happy Birthday #Collei ! We love you, forest nugget!! 💕 Here is her birthday letter, read by me :)

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@Asinjuasflora A beautiful version of Kokomi! I looooooove the colours you've used!

[Ally the Piper @piperdotally]

May the 4th be with you #starwars #bagpipes #bagpiper #maythe4th #duelofthefates

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

I am not less-abled.
I am not alternatively-abled.
I am not differently-abled.
I am not uniquely-abled.

Stop trying to come up with cutesy ways to avoid saying the word disabled like you're trying to curse around a two-year-old.

I am disabled. Say the word. It's not a bad word

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

Seems all the Leafs fans have bought the tickets for the #NHLGlobalSeries vs Wings.
I just wanna see the Wings play! You're all feral. Leave some for us! #LGRW

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

Seeing as it's a current trend for people/companies to do...
Alt/Alternative text is NOT for memes. jfc

It's an accessibility feature for visually impaired users and screen readers. Text in there should be a description of whatever the image is/says.

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@ASUS_ROGUK @CountZer0Divide Oh, look.
'Edgy' social media person showing how little they care about others.

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@airiouka Not nearly enough left click spamming in there for it to be me

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@astralberryy It was such a good show!
Was also seated 'cause of getting tickets late.

But oh wow, what a show! Loved the supports, too

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@natsmillie "It IS books!"
*off to the bookstore so he can pick anything he wants*

[Angry Tortoise @AngryTortoise_]

@HJ_Cosplay I... wow.
Holy shit. That's ridiculous.