Angry Yacht Chef

Middle aged angry chef. Hates the sea, the stewardesses, the captain, the guests n the owners. #YachtChef (A make believe character) [email protected]

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Tracy died soon after a long fought civil war

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If the pictures of your food are instagram/hipster/fauxhemian as fuck i will actively pursued people to not go to your restaurant.

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@jsy_91 dipshits do

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Captains: if a crew member has information on you that would wreck your marriage and ruin your life, don't sack them.

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Want to know if you're dating a fuk boi or basic bitch? The answer is the same as the one to the question "Are they at #Cochella this week?"

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Get real cunts, you're not travelling the world. You see Newport, WPB, those fucking pigs they ship in to Exumas & Sint Maarten. Stop lying.

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...the ones who post memes about travelling the world n letting go is the best thing they've done...as they sit at Rybo for 75% of the year

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Two types of yachties i hate on facebook: the ones with their resume picture as their profile picture and...

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I am surrounded by fucking idiots who all think they're intelligent as fuck and not the problem. Now i know what a Trump rally is like

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Please note i wont actually kill someone today before the 'Home Of The Brave' be our usual selves and send a SWAT team to take me out.

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I genuinely might kill someone today. Everything has gone wrong it just keep going wrong all without me being a dumbass.

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People RIPing fucking everyone. Bitch you dont give a fuck about David Gest dont sad fave emoji RIP him like its a fucking competition.

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Engineer just pissed me off. Saving all the egg whites and going to pour them down the drains when we get hauled out. Have fun. #Cunt

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You can tell how many nudes a stewardess has sent her boyfriend by how much she cries when he dumps her.

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I swear getting out the plates/platters is the most stressful thing a stewardess ever does. Holy fuck sweet heart, calm down. Pathetic.

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@PlatinuMeats what the clucking fuck is that?

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I wish i liked anything as much as Saffers like The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Every single one likes em. Like a lot. Its quite strange really

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And thats before you get into the materials and chemicals used to build it in the first place n then to maintain the fucking eco shit stain

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Lets stop fucking lying. Unless you've built a yacht with no engine, that doesnt pump shit into the sea then its not fucking eco friendy.

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...i could watch him use a pump and then say "see what you just did, you just did unrepairable damage to that animal's ecosystem"