AngryBandicoot

One + one Year of Management! Account lightly monitored by @Angry_Bandicoot --- Account's Funnier Tweets written by @Usurpentine

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

BE AWARE! on June 23RD a Grand Gaming event is occurring!
Minecraft The Nether update SpeedRun! 6* (MAYBE) Gamers will Quickly (Separately) conquer This Warm dimension And drain it Of all the NEW Loot, Lets Mine some Fun!! ⛏️

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

A Spooky Haunting in Sapienza (GONE WRONG) @PortableMoose @TheMaestroTeam #StrangeNightmares

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@TheMaestroTeam And @PortableMoose here cause I ran out of characters!

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Turns out Agent 47 is a huge Sally Face #StrangeNightmares fan in his own way! How nice, right @TheMaestroTeam ?

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Hey yo can someOne Check @flightradar24 for Me? This Is kinda Scary IDK where We Going!! lol 🥹✈️🌌

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The bullsEye in 301 darts Not Being the Best thing To Hit HAS to be the biggest Design flaw in Sport history, shame them!! 🎯🤬🤬

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

SomeTimes I like to Window shop In The grocery Store and Just Say hi To all the cool Veggies 'n' Parsnip. 🥬👋🤭

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What do You Mean "Return the shopping cart"?? Bro I JUST paid For it!!! Let Me speak to your Manager About takesy Backsies please. 🏪😤🛒

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

Wordle is Fun And all, but have You Tried using words To express How you Feel deep inSide? It's SO Much harder...🟩😦⬛️

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SomeOne explain to Me why the Hell they Tasking a GROUNDhog To Predict what's Gonna Happen in The sky??? It Should be predicting earthQuakes Or something. 🌦️🐿️😒

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I hope Big J. couldn't Turn Water into wine Back When He was underAge... 🚼💦🍷

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Life Hack: mute all Channels On dead Discord Servers to create Schrödinger's chats! 🔇📦🤔

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I would Like To meet the Sick little freak Who Doesn't Put all their Eggs in one Basket. They come in Cartons Of 10-12 for a Reason! 🧺🤏🥚

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

I Don't underStand how Moats ever stopped Anyone, Just Swim across!? 🏰🌊🏊‍♂️

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O.M.G.!! It's "too" not "to"....so embarrassing.😣🙈🙄

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Movie theatre Screens are WAY To big, Are they compensating for SomeThing? 📽️🤭🤏

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Movie theatre Screens are WAY To big, Are they compensating for SomeThing? 📽️🤭🤏

[AngryBandicoot @Angry_Bandicoot]

Man, If You said "Son of a Gun" way Before guns were invented you Must'Ve seemed freaking Crazy.🤬🔫🧑‍🍼

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I'm lowKey a god of Mischief. 🤭

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After a Couple Dozen squats i For real Be Walking like these MoFos (Augers). 🧎💦🚶

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People are Always Naming their boats 'N' Cars but never The homes they Live In. Houses matter Too.🏚️😔

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I suspect Breath analyzers Don't Do anything, just a Simple mind Trick to see If You know how to Take a Hit or not. 🌬️🚨🥴