I'm a doctor now

I should have done Engineering or something idk

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"You do Medicine?Wow! Are you enjoying it?"
*points to dark rings around eyes due to chronic fatigue*
"YES I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE."

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"What are you on for hypertension?"
"The white tablet"
"... Know what it's called?"
"No"
"You have it here?"
"No"

#JustPatientThings

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I am no longer angry med student.

I am qualified doctor now and angrier than ever.

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Girl do you have Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis because you are a TEN

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I LOVE THE SMELL OF DIABETIC FOOT IN THE MORNING

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It's easier to mock @kanyewest and further stigmatise psychiatric disorders than improve the lives of all suffering from something treatable

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You know when you wake up in the morning and are excited to start the day because you love what you do

I wonder what that feels like

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*has dreams of being operated on while being completely aware*
I AM SO PRIVILEGED TO BE GETTING THIS DEGREE WOW OMG WHAT A BLESSING

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Overheard between 2 doctors:
"Did you see the Masterchef series with the kids?"
"Paediatric Masterchef?"

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Doctor: This patient has a respiratory tract infection of bordatella pertussis
Me: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP LOL

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Walk into the club like what up I got a big cochlea
#ENT #otorhinolaryngology

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*farts during ward round*

*blames comatose patient*

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Frank haematuria,Frank coma,Frank haemoptysis.
Not sure who Frank is,but looks like he's really going around and messing shit up.
Wtf Frank.

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Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
#SongsAboutHerpes

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If Harry Potter did medicine:

Harry held out his stethoscope and said the magic words 'ENTEROBIUS VERMICULARIS'. Nothing happened.

The End

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Beauty fades, but intelligence...

also fades because Dementia.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when a patient presents with black, tar-like stools and your hospital partner's name is Malena.

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Medicine would've been great if it wasn't for all the sick people.

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Apparently occult bacteraemia isn't nearly as satanic as it sounds.

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*advises patient not to live stressful lifestyle*

*lives stressful lifestyle*

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