Lucy Carter

She haunts the undiscovered rooms in the house where she lives.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Satan

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@pat97404965 @KirstieMAllsopp Hold on Pat! Where’s your compassion? Some people get wasted/od because their life is not worth living.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@HarrietSergeant @spectator Your ‘portrait’ is wrong isn’t it?

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@jonsopel @Nigel_Farage My God I’ve just stubbed my toe on three nasty grammatical errors. Yourself is grandiose and you should exit your position forthwith.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@FrankRGardner @BBCSpringwatch Ottilie told me last weekend who paid for their surfing holiday years ago which we thought they got for free.

Thank you Frank! Lucy C

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@Minnie60824060 @karaalyskennedy sparklesparkle aka Meghan Markle?

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@cspencer1508 Twenty five years later you made a joke at your wedding about sticking by your thick anorexic wife through thick and thin. Well done.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@AnastasiaRoya20 No, he should eff right off.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@Saramac7 @drmarkporter I get one or two of these big fat Asian hornets nests a year on my farm in Portugal, usually in the hollow trunks of old carob trees. I wait until dusk when they are settling down for the night and then empty a can of Raid and a kettle of boiling water onto them.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@drmarkporter Asian hornet - nasty things.

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@karaalyskennedy @bazluhrmann Hope you quizzed him about Sunscreen.

[Gus Carter @GusCarter]

I'm never going to live this down

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@lovefamilywales @richardaeden Off with their heads!

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@GusCarter Particularly as you instinctively knew it was geeky when you were doing it, as evidenced by your humiliation of Giles Nash at Nailstock. Says your Mum.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@karaalyskennedy @TheSpectator Can we talk on WhatsApp?

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@karaalyskennedy @TheSpectator Babes can you message me? I’ve lost our comms route.

[The Spectator 🇺🇸 @TheSpectator]

"Apparently, Sleepy Joe and his wife Jill were late, messing up the perfectly planned order of entrance to Westminster Abbey."

https://t.co/vrzw57sJEb

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

@rickygervais Eugh, not just ugly but rude too. Go fuck yerself.

[Lucy Carter @Angrybird]

Kara Kennedy The last picture ever taken