Anguish

Marketing agency specializing in customer acquisition for bots, cook groups and Web3 communities.

Worked with @HayhaBots @GaneshBot @BotterBoyNova @notify

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

Anguish is a digital marketing agency specializing in customer acquisition for sneaker and retail bots.

Our primary focus is to implement a system that grows your bot's user base on a recurring basis.

Here is an extensive list of services that our agency has to offer:

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

Some of y'all are going to hate me for this.

And, luckily, I don't give a damn.

You run a cook group.

But have been marketing it the same way you used to market in 2020.

Your sales are stagnating.

And you're surprised?

Play smarter, buddy.

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

Never estimate the power of your visuals.

Visuals trigger the customers' emotions. That's why it should be on point!

When creating visuals for clients, we always consider the audience's POV and how they would react to them.

Sells > Looks cool

Here's a quick before and after:

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Giveaways alone will not boost your sales.

"Who's here" tweets are a thing of the past (or at least I hope they become).

"Bot PR" is a confusing term we should eradicate.

Support relevant sites or become an irrelevant bot.

Sneaker market is not dead; your morale is.

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I am not going to pretend that every client we've worked with has been a success story.

We've worked with clients who we couldn't help achieve their desired outcomes.

The slow market is affecting us all.

It's a game of patience.

And not everyone will weather the storm.

[Nemi @nemimilo]

@AnguishIO Dedicated team, well earned

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They hired us, assumed what we do is easy to implement, so they replaced us with cheap alternatives and try to implement our strategies.

Then they failed.

And wonder what went wrong.

Play smarter.

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Historically, our agency has had at least 5 clients who decided to no longer work with us ONLY FOR THEM to come back months later asking to work with us again.

How come?

Simple:

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Human attention spans have diminished to levels lower than those of goldfish. Yet you still think people will stop by and research your business?

Here's how you stand out among other businesses with just one video:

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The easiest way for bots and cook groups to increase their monthly sales is by implementing an email nurture sequence.

Many of y'all have databases with thousands of contacts.

But you've never even sent them a single email.

Wasted opportunities.

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

Prism Reimagined!

Our Head Designer, @Mostafa_0310 , created this concept work for Prism's website.

Sexy, if you ask me.

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

Been talking to bots and cook group owners.

They're complaining that sales are slow.

Yet they have no email nurture sequence.

No Tiktok funnel.

An unimpactful Twitter content strategy.

And you're surprised that you're struggling?

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Sneaker Bot Owners:

Your ideal customer is on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat... everywhere!

Their attention is all over the place.

They follow thousands of pages.

And mindlessly scroll through their timeline every day.

Desperate for interesting content.

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"Why would my target user pick my bot among the dozens of other bots available on the market?"

The answer to that question will help you craft your unique selling point (USP), which you can then leverage to attract new users.

Selling is an uphill battle with a USP.

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50% of something > 100% of nothing

Don't be afraid of giving away equity or a piece of your revenue/profit if it means your bot will have a more sustainable future.

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Do not leave the entire fate of your bot's sales and marketing in the hands of an inexperienced 'PR'.

There is a reason they're only charging you <$300/m.

Top bots spend tens of thousands annually on marketing.

While you opt for budget options.

Your priorities are mixed up.

[Anguish @AnguishIO]

To build a top bot, you must work with the best.

Hire the best.

Partner with the best.

Acquire the best users.

You naturally attract the rest of the market when surrounded by the best.

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Unfortunately, most bot owners don't think that way.

They look to save up in the wrong areas.

They believe they're helping, but ironically become the main reason behind their bot's downfall.

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Two common mistakes I see bot owners commit:

1) Only investing in marketing once sales plummet.

Unfortunately, the majority of times I get approached by bot owners for help is when they're struggling to sell copies "as we used to a few months back."

They assume that...

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So when you're at the top, the right course of action is to double and triple down on marketing, not cut the budget.

Expand the gap between you and your competitors.

Your dominant position permits you to take specific actions your competitors are incapable of taking.