Aonghas Curran.

Classic liberal, secular, tolerant, Hibs fan. Remember, its only twitter.

The Order of the Dolphin

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

https://t.co/s1GoUoZZED

[Sam Taylor @staylorish]

Less a car crash, more a painfully slow drowning. You have to listen to the full 7 minutes to really appreciate Angela Constance’s discomfort in trying (but failing) to answer questions on the missing £600k.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

This is what they stole from us and said it was for our own good.
The guilty men should be in the dock.

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

Scotland At The World Cup
1974-1990
#FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup
#Scotland

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

Anyone got a link to the latest satirical video about Sturgeon produced by @ByDonkeys?

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

@BrianSpanner1 Jason Cummings?

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: It’s the anniversary of the Battle of Santiago in 1962.

Chile beat nine-man Italy 2-0 in a game full of such wall-to-wall shithousing that David Coleman simply couldn’t contain his disgust…

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Cenk Uygur reveals that he and his nephew Hasan Piker, who once called Jews inbred, are actually both inbred themselves.

"By the way, my grandparents were first cousins. It’s a common cultural practice in Turkey and Muslim countries”

This explains a lot.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Government takes £938.8 billion in tax.
Butters some toast.

[Zoë Nope (TERF BUNNY ONE 🐰) @ZoeNope]

Good morning,

I hope you’re all well.

Someone gave me an idea last night & a dramatic re-enactment of recent events revolving around the Fire Brigades Union appeared!

It’s authentic & has the (now spiced up) musical interlude!

I hope it brings some much needed laughs.

Enjoy!

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

[Neil O'Brien @NeilDotObrien]

"Best and brightest?!
"Bringing incredible skills"

-A quick visual tour of firms allowed to sponsor "skilled worker" visas shows the reality:

1/10 Sai's Bargains Ltd

[Paul Fanning @trivet1806]

I see that some of you have just woken up to the fact that the police in the UK are not merely incompetent and inadequate, but actively inimical to your interests as a law-abiding citizen.
Pull up a chair. Wait until you hear about this thing called 'The Macpherson Report'.

[Jake Wallis Simons @JakeWSimons]

But what of the racism towards Henry? What of the natural assumption that he was a criminal who was lying about his wounds? From what we can see in the footage, the officers attending the scene appear to be white. How symbolic. There’s only so long a society can be encouraged to hate itself before it emerges with its own blood on its hands.
My @Telegraph column today.
https://t.co/wD0uoQZW9P

[Nick Wallis @nickwallis]

“I’ve been stabbed”
“Don’t think you have mate”

Well done @HantsPolice.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"trade union values". You mean abandoning women to the sexual fetishes of men? Those trade union values?

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

Instead of net zero, we tax fuckwits with two kitchens in their house at 95%?

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Cut down on meat and dairy! Ed Miliband to impose stringent new climate targets despite net zero backlash https://t.co/LfXtXsO6io

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

@euanmccolm That police sketch that appears in the fax at the end of The Usual Suspects.....

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

@BrianSpanner1 Didn't Natalie McGarry do the same?
SNP appears to be clueless about governance or how to do political corruption properly.

[Aonghas Curran. @Anguscurran]

@DavidDPaxton I thought the police appeared gullible or naive.

And that's probably down to the leadership, new chief constable required at a minimum.