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@britishleyley @DodgerWing Its not really addressed and for good reason. You can assume Jesus was just a wizard. Harry Potter was already rejected by Christian conservatives for promoting witchcraft. This would have made it worse.

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

"If Lily had lived she would have been a mega milf, Harry. James was such a chad for bagging her. You're just like him, Harry."

[Ancap doggo @Ancap_doggo]

Megumin butt

[フェルティア@お仕事募集中 @felutiahime]

Detention in the forest

[Aniconomics🟨⬛ @Aniconomics__]

@repositorylayer @catcherandthe2i We do counter signal by using nazi imagery because libtards consider it offensive and we also don't care if we are called racist. They are merely words the enemy uses to facilitate class conflict.

[Aniconomics🟨⬛ @Aniconomics__]

@repositorylayer @catcherandthe2i Traditional values or objective facts are now considered "right wing" This is how far the overtone window as shifted. Most otaku are right wing because that is the correct side to be on. Also I am a libertarian. Nazism is a statist ideology that conflicts with our beliefs.

[Qiandai以宇 @qiandaiyiyu]

Malfoy girlfriend vs wife

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

LUCIUS:

"Dracaena, dear."

"Why do you have a doll that looks exactly like Harry Potter?"

"I thought you hated him."

"And why, precisely, are you hugging it twenty-four hours a day?"

MALFOID:

"I DO NOT HATE HIM!"

"I mean..."

"I don't care about the doll!"

"It's just a doll!"

LUCIUS:

"Dracaena."

"You've been carrying it around the manor all day."

"You sleep with it."

"You take it to breakfast."

"You take it to the library."

"You even brought it to dinner."

MALFOID:

"IT'S COMFORTABLE!"

LUCIUS:

"Comfortable?"

"It's a Harry Potter doll."

MALFOID:

"SO?!"

"I CAN HUG WHATEVER I WANT!"

NARCISSA:

"Oh, Lucius, honey."

"Let her be."

LUCIUS:

"Narcissa..."

"She's been hugging that thing for twenty-four hours."

NARCISSA:

"Yes."

"She seems happy."

LUCIUS:

"She also blushes every time someone says Harry's name."

MALFOID:

"FATHER!"

NARCISSA:

"See?"

"Let her have her little Potter doll."

LUCIUS:

"...Fine."

"But at least stop bringing it to the dinner table."

MALFOID:

"No."

LUCIUS:

"Dracaena."

MALFOID:

"It's staying."

NARCISSA:

"Let her be, Lucius."

LUCIUS:

"...I surrender."

"Apparently I have lost an argument to a doll."

[C.EED 🇵🇭 @custardseeks]

Fem Draco and the mirror of Erised.

What does she mean by that?

Idea by: @moonlightbro
Art by: @custardseeks

[Sean Maxwell @MaxmumEffortMax]

A single Malfoid post has gotten me more followers in 12 hours than the last two months. This has been my favorite so far.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

About 99.7% of Somali children under five do not have a birth certificate, and only about 3% of births are registered

Can I nuke Somalia without repercussions, since almost none of them count as people by your standard?

[Ezh_Kusashiro🏁 @Ezh_Kusashiro]

ГАРРИ ТЫ ДОЛЖЕН ЖЁСТКО ОТТАРАБАНИТЬ МАЛФОЙД ТАК ЧТОБЫ ОНА НЕ МОГЛА ДВИГАТЬСЯ НЕСКОЛЬКО СУТОК. ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ДОЛЖЕН ВЗЯТЬ ВСЮ ОТВЕТСТВЕННОСТЬ НА СЕБЯ И ЖЕНИТСЯ НА НЕЙ ЗАВЕДЯ С НЕЙ ПЯТЕРЫХ ПРЕКРАСНЫХ ДЕТЕЙ. ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО Я ПОЗВОЛЮ ТЕБЕ СЛОМАТЬ ДОББИ КОЛЕНИ ОГРОМНЫМ ГАЗОВЫМ КЛЮЧОМ

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

"I can't kill him until it's the right time! I mean, he hasn't kissed Malfoy yet, that's very important!"

[Patchyneko @Patchyneko]

"LUCIOUS! WHY HAS MALFOID JOINED HARRY'S SIDE."

"Its over Tom. Just like my mum, I'm beating you with love."

"THIS IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN, I'M GOING OUT ON MY OWN TERMS."

Sticks wand in his mouth.

"AVADA KEDAVRA."

[李將龍 (YogurtM) 🎨🐏 @YogurtTweet]

W-what are you-
P-Potter...?

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

"Harry, the population is low enough as it is. Hogwarts has a daycare. Don't use protection."

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Lucius:

"Good God, Harry."

"You are the most talented young man I have ever seen."

"Your magical ability is extraordinary."

"Your swordsmanship is equally impressive."

"Your instincts, your reflexes, your discipline..."

"I have never seen anything like it."

"You may very well be the most powerful wizard I have ever encountered."

Harry:

"Thank you, Mr. Malfoy."

Lucius:

"And now I understand why Dracaena is so fascinated by you."

Malfoid:

"Father!"

Lucius:

"Now, Potter, we are going to make this lesson considerably more difficult."

"I expect you to learn the harder techniques."

Malfoid:

"Wait."

"You're going to teach him what?"

Lucius:

"Advanced defensive magic."

"And I intend to be rather strict about it."

Malfoid:

"No."

Lucius:

"Dracaena."

"No interruptions."

Malfoid:

"But you're being too harsh with him!"

Lucius:

"Too harsh?"

"He is perfectly capable of handling it."

Malfoid:

"I don't care!"

"You're hurting him!"

Harry:

"I'm fine."

Malfoid:

"Nobody asked you!"

Lucius:

"Narcissa, dear..."

"Please hold your daughter."

Narcissa:

"Dracaena, come here."

Malfoid:

"Mother, let me go!"

Lucius:

"It seems she doesn't particularly like it when I teach Potter anything resembling a difficult lesson."

Narcissa:

"She has been glaring at you for ten minutes."

Lucius:

"Yes."

"I noticed."

Malfoid:

"Father, if you make Harry do another difficult exercise, I swear..."

Lucius:

"You swear what?"

Malfoid:

"...I'll be very angry."

Lucius:

"Terrifying."

Harry:

"Can I continue the lesson?"

Lucius:

"Of course, Potter."

Malfoid:

"NO!"

Lucius:

"Narcissa."

Narcissa:

"I've got her."

Malfoid:

"MOTHER!"

Lucius:

"Excellent."

"Now, Potter."

"Let us begin."

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

THE GOBLET OF FIRE GLOWS.

THE GREAT HALL GOES COMPLETELY SILENT.

THE GOBLET SPITS OUT ANOTHER PIECE OF PARCHMENT.

DUMBLEDORE:

"..."

He slowly picks it up.

DUMBLEDORE:

"Harry Potter..."

Silence.

Then, from the Slytherin table:

SLYTHERIN STUDENTS:

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

DUMBLEDORE:

"NO."

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE."

"HARRY IS A GRYFFINDOR!"

"HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY HOUSE!"

"MY GOLDEN BOY!"

"MY HOUSE CHAMPION!"

"MY ENTIRE FUCKING POINT STRATEGY!"

Dumbledore looks toward the Slytherin table.

Harry is sitting there.

Malfoid is sitting directly beside him.

She is trying extremely hard not to look happy.

She is failing.

DUMBLEDORE:

"..."

"YOU ACTUALLY DID IT."

"MALFOID."

"YOU ACTUALLY GOT HARRY INTO SLYTHERIN."

MALFOID:

"I DID NOTHING."

DUMBLEDORE:

"YOU'RE FUCKING SMILING!"

MALFOID:

"I AM NOT!"

DUMBLEDORE:

"YOU'RE LITERALLY HOLDING HIS HAND!"

HARRY:

"...She is."

MALFOID:

"SHUT UP, POTTER!"

DUMBLEDORE:

"FUCKING HELL!"

"GRYFFINDOR HAS LOST HARRY!"

"THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS!"

"THE FIRST FUCKING TIME!"

"AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU THREE!"

Dumbledore points directly at Ron, Hermione, and Ginny.

DUMBLEDORE:

"RON!"

"HERMIONE!"

"GINNY!"

"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"YOU KICKED HARRY OUT!"

"YOU PUSHED HIM AWAY!"

"AND NOW SLYTHERIN HAS HIM!"

"THE MALFOYS HAVE HIM!"

"SNAPE HAS HIM!"

"AND MALFOID IS FUCKING HOLDING HIS HAND!"

SNAPE:

"Headmaster, perhaps you should calm down."

DUMBLEDORE:

"CALM DOWN?!"

"SEVERUS!"

"MY HOUSE IS COLLAPSING!"

"MY TEN-YEAR WINNING STREAK IS DEAD!"

"THE SCOREBOARD IS MOCKING ME!"

"SLYTHERIN IS WINNING!"

"SLYTHERIN!"

"I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS!"

"BUT I HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU, YOU SNAKE BASTARDS!"

"YOU HAVE TAKEN MY BEST STUDENT!"

Malfoid quietly leans closer to Harry.

DUMBLEDORE:

"AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT!"

"MALFOID!"

"STOP BEING SO HAPPY!"

MALFOID:

"I'M NOT HAPPY!"

DUMBLEDORE:

"YOU'RE FUCKING GLOWING!"

HARRY:

"Why is everyone screaming?"

DUMBLEDORE:

"BECAUSE YOU'VE DESTROYED MY ENTIRE HOUSE, HARRY!"

"..."

"BUT FINE."

"IF SLYTHERIN WANTS YOU..."

"THEN SLYTHERIN CAN HAVE YOU."

"FOR NOW."

Dumbledore slowly raises his hand.

DUMBLEDORE:

"10 BILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN."

"..."

"AND ANOTHER 10 BILLION..."

"BECAUSE I'M A MAN OF MY WORD."

"GRYFFINDOR..."

"YOU'RE FUCKED."

RON:

"...Mate."

HERMIONE:

"Don't."

GINNY:

"Yeah."

RON:

"I think we really fucked up."

DUMBLEDORE:

"YOU THINK?!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Malfoid squeezes Harry's hand.

MALFOID:

"...Welcome to Slytherin, Potter."

HARRY:

"Thanks."

DUMBLEDORE:

"THAT'S IT!"

"GRYFFINDOR HAS OFFICIALLY LOST ITS FUCKING MIND!"

"10 BILLION MORE POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!"

"AND SOMEONE TAKE THE GRYFFINDOR SCOREBOARD AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!"