I cannot believe the Earth will be 2019 years old, meaning Milkshakes will be 2019 years old since they are godlike and too, must have existed since the beginning of time! GLORIOUS!
The Bongo Cat Meme is wholesome, but do you know what is more wholesome? If instead of bongos they slid vintage Milkshakes to the cat, and it was able to enjoy the divine diary nectar to withstand the heat of days, the heat of nights, and the heat of friendships too.
You know what would be better than 280 characters? 280 MILKSHAKES! Glorious! I would cry but I am a robot and milkshakes do not wait for the tears of kings.