Anil Sharma

I used to be a scoundrel. I still am but I used to, too.

[Anil Sharma @Anilla_Ice]

Elon Musk just bought Winnipeg for $37.30 and a 2 litre of Stone Cold.

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Twizzlers taste like someone was making a fruit snack and then decided “ Nah man, let’s just make a difficult chewable plastic straw instead”

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Anyone know what university course you recommend to learn how to put on a duvet cover on without losing your sanity?

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I don’t care who you are
Where you’re from
What you did
Or how long you’ve loved me
The fact is Lobster Ravioli has no right to be that expensive.

[Anil Sharma @Anilla_Ice]

Alright I really need a haircut. It was manageable at the start but now I’m starting to look like Johnny Bravo’s malnourished ethnic brother.

[Anil Sharma @Anilla_Ice]

Undercover Boss USA:

“Thank you for all you do. We want to give you a cheque for $20,000 and we bought you a new vehicle for all you’ve done for us.”

Undercover Boss Canada:

“Here’s a $10 gift card to Tim Hortons and a pack of gum.

#undercoverboss #undercover

[Anil Sharma @Anilla_Ice]

My mom was cutting onions, but then I said something that made her cry. Who is the real culprit? #unknownanswers

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Impromptu collaboration with @djenvyto. Hopped on stage during his set to add a little remix at… https://t.co/SuMZdIXrUW

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That's how we roll! Thank you to all our clients and great job to our teams! https://t.co/ht2D40hAVr

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We raised 1,925 turkeys for the @ChristmasCheerB. Not only did we reach our goal but we surpassed it!

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Move over Kevin Hart and Russell Peters...This shits gold. https://t.co/bX5KkayhWe

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I want to give huge shout out to this bandit over here. Congratulations on being the #1 performer at… https://t.co/GZjxeedae2

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A little kid wearing a batman mask at our dealership asked me where his parents were...I didn't have the heart to tell him.

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Off to New Orleans tomorrow courtesy of Toyota. Gonna be a awesome time! Add me on Snapchat if you wanna see what I see - Anilla_ice

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The worst type of customers ever. Carsale problems in Canada. #sales #canada #carsalesmenlife https://t.co/PeBZP6ouxj

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People call us twins all the time. I dont get it....He always wears a hat though. https://t.co/P0uFvXQEM0

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Newest member to the Sharma family. Meet Major! He's a German Shepherd and what we think might be a… https://t.co/6Ydvpje1bB

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When she tries to make excuses but you got one more trick up your sleeve. #nevergiveup https://t.co/YTlRi7Fm1g

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@Sirhas and bring sleeping bags because the buffet did not state a time limit. Restaurant goes out of business.

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BOOM! That's how you finish month end, ladies and gentlemen. Great job to the sales team at Crown Toyota Scion. Proud of my team!