Brendan AE

I'm a pedantic twit and I vote. Sometimes I post cat photos. Resident of Taiwan. 外國人

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@souljagoyteller I have never seen a worthwhile tweet that contained 🤣 or 😂, let alone both

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@Polymarket

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@LonelyGoomba Not even just fanbases, communities and hobbies as a whole. 5 minutes on the hobby drama subreddit and you’ll realise that even the underwater basket weaving community has toxic people and elements in it…

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"The _____ fanbase sucks" applies to almost every fanbase because ultimately people generally just suck. It has nothing to do with the IP in question.

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@rockinontheweb In ‘rhythm’ the letter y is obviously functioning as a vowel.

You wouldn’t say ‘he texted me’ is a sentence with no verb just because ‘text’ most commonly functions as a noun

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@TheWapplehouse I thought Rick and Morty was generally a very funny show for the first 3 seasons but season 4 didn’t appeal to me nearly as much for some reason, and I drifted away after that

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@blandCinema Mr. Train’s sentences are so absurd that now they’re going to stick in my brain. The phrase “sonic the hedgehog agrees with me” will come to my mind unbidden

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@pschofie79 To be fair though I can imagine someone in this day and age seeing a little kid with an “I voted” sticker and concocting a whole election fraud scandal based around it

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@bornposting If I had more time I’d do a bit where I was pretending to be an actual expert on Westerosi history, complaining about all the stuff GRRM got wrong

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@TheNCSmaster One of the heights of online comedy is when a person with opinions flounces off at the very first bit of pushback and their parting words are something like “Unlike some people, *I* enjoy hearing a variety of viewpoints!”

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@anon_opin We here on Twitter don’t know what you could possibly be referring to

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@number_pizza111 And this might have continued indefinitely, except both of those guys in 628 were about to be forcibly introduced to the concept of the Outside Context Problem

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@bdquinn Eh, as I always tell myself, the thing about this site is that you can type literally any combination of words, no matter how stupid or bizarre, and hit post.

My toothbrush is a living, breathing, walking salt shaker shaped like Martin Van Buren

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@fakehistoryhunt Everybody knows the story the brave soldiers who ran into the sea on the English side of the channel, ran underwater across the sea bottom, and emerged from the waves on the beaches of Normandy with guns blazing

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@gncgalactus Chewbacca‘s native language surely contains phonetic distinctions that only the most linguistically talented humans can hear or reproduce. It makes sense that there would be a convention for rendering Wookie names in a form that humans find usable

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@nikicaga I know this isn’t the point but I can’t get over the fact he said “fake movie” as if there was never a real movie called Bambi.

Like “Bambi” was one of the ridiculous movies mentioned within the Simpsons universe or something

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@SophieHaigney I’m just highly amused by how subjectively “classic books” could be defined

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@agraybee As opposed to who? Earths in other universes? I suppose they might arguably count as aliens too

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@AmanitaFugax I mean, this is Twitter in 2026, where some people routinely use “demonic” to mean “annoying”

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@nise_yoshimi zero point eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one eight one