Brendan AE

I'm a pedantic twit and I vote. Sometimes I post cat photos. Resident of Taiwan. 外國人

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

There are entire subcultures on this platform that I only ever see when somebody QTs them in order to ridicule them

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

As a Maine voter I must deliver a stark reminder: this pair of images from 2020.

(Also applies to the Taiwan election)

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@B3LLIG3RANT @savemylove4u I could picture a chapter in an economics textbook that takes that sentence, interpreting it 100% literally, and methodically and dispassionately analyzes every part of it, with explanatory notes

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@savemylove4u Yes but have you considered: making people angry about it is funny and that (I guess) makes it all worthwhile

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@MeltyLoo The definition of the term “ai” is sometimes known to expand in scope to include anything done with a computer. This expanded definition holds for just one turn of a conversation, and then it immediately reverts to its standard definition.

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@JamieBonkiewicz Guy who thinks they gave his kid a sex change at school but actually he’s just a shitty parent who forgot his kid’s gender

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@royllovians Republic of China: not the only republic officially calling itself China
People’s Republic of China: not the only republic officially calling itself China that’s got people in it

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@CathyYoung63 I don’t think this type of post is meant to be taken literally. I think it is a form of partisan trash-talking.

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

I hope everyone is having a very spooooooky Chiang Kai-shek’s Birthday!

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@Tsar_Martyr Guy who hates Grover from Sesame Street for some reason: “Grover teaches us that nothing is wrong with rape”

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@caden3123 Going to begin all my political messaging in which I exhort people to enlist the support of the Poles with “Hi sweetie”

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@elaifresh I suspect that, as with so many things, they’re just reaching for a justification for a pre-existing dislike

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa I tried that and my friends were all supportive. (Maybe the fact they’re all ai too has something to do with it)

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@qikipedia My internal narration still rhymes banal with anal

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@TheRealStanLee This post is the digital equivalent of “if you come to my funeral, I promise I’ll go to yours”

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@punishedgummies @Srirachachau I actually enjoy the schlockiness of S1, even though when it’s bad it’s really bad.

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@JamieBonkiewicz If I saw that while driving I’d assume it was some kind of wordplay and I’d be so distracted trying to work it out that I’d definitely crash my car

[Brendan AE @AnimalExtender]

@brettachapman What kind of 11th grade English teacher is so convinced her students wouldn’t know the word inhospitable? Frankly a 5th or 6th grade English teacher making that assumption would be pretty shitty