THE ANIMAL HAT GANG

FREELANCE MISCREANTS, TROUBLEMAKERS AND ONETIME MAYORs OF BACON, ALASKA

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

OUR ENTRANCE MUSIC ISN'T SO MUCH MUSIC AS IT IS SOMEONE HOLLERING WHO LET THESE BOZOS IN

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS GAME INCLUDES SUCH THINGS AS "CUSTOM LOOT TABLES" AND "STOCK RTP TILESETS" AND YOU KNOW THAT'S GOOD, SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

DON'T TELL FROGGY BUT HERE'S A LEAK OF THE SECRET CAT TOWN RPG OUTLINE TENTATIVE OF COURSE AND YES FROGGY SAVED IT BEFORE WE UPLOADED THIS

OH THERE'S A STORY ALL RIGHT

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WE HAVE RACKED UP 5 MAYBE 6 HOURS ON RPG MAKER 2000 ALREADY SO YOU KNOW THE GAME IS FULL OF VARIED AND EXCITING MONSTERS TO HIT

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

LAMBIE WANTS TO KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO BLOCK ONESELF ON THIS APP BUT THE REST OF US THINK IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA

meanwhile WE ARE HARD AT WORK POSING MO-CAP FOR A BRAND NEW CAT TOWN GAME-LIKE PRODUCT, KEEP THOSE PEEPERS PEELED LIKE PEPPERS, OKAY

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

JUST LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING RPG ACTION WHICH JUST OCCURRED IN OUR GAME IN PROGRESS

WE'RE NOT IN THIS PART YET BUT WOW THE BATTLE WAS INTENSE ALL THE PLAYTESTERs AGREE

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

FROGGY SAYS HEY, IT'S A LIVING, AND WE'RE REAL GOOD PALS WITH CANADIAN CATS AND OTHER FRIENDS TO THE NORTH

EXCEPT WHEN WE WERE IN BACON ALASKA AT WHICH POINT THEY WERE OUR FRIENDS TO THE OVER THERE

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

FROGGY SAYS ALL THESE GUYS IN THE "COOL CREW" PARTY WAY HARDER THAN ANYTHING, THEY'RE CRAZY

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

AND FOR SOME OF US EL GUAPO IS A BIG OL WET BLANKET WHO WON'T LET YOU SET OFF FIRECRACKERS ANYWHERE NEAR THE SAND CASTLE COMPETITION

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.”

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[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WE THOUGHT ABOUT SIGNING THESE POSTS SO YOU KNOW WHICH POST IS FROM WHICH ANIMAL HAT GANGER BUT FROGGY SAID IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA AND I WAS A BIG DOPE AND INSISTED IT WASN'T ANYWAY TURNS OUT IT IS A LOUSY IDEA CAUSE YOU CAN FORGE NAMES AND STUFF SO WE WON'T BE DOING IT, WILL WE [L]

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WE THOUGHT ABOUT SIGNING THESE POSTS SO YOU KNOW WHICH POST IS FROM WHICH ANIMAL HAT GANGER BUT FROGGY SAID IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA AND I WAS A BIG DOPE AND INSISTED IT WASN'T ANYWAY TURNS OUT IT IS A LOUSY IDEA CAUSE YOU CAN FORGE NAMES AND STUFF SO WE WON'T BE DOING IT, WILL WE [L]

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

DUCKIE KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING SECRET CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS BUT WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE A COLLECTION OF OFFSET-PRINTED BAZOOKA JOE COMICS

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

DUCKIE KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING SECRET CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS BUT WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE A COLLECTION OF OFFSET-PRINTED BAZOOKA JOE COMICS

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

@spatch @unprovoked_ @thief_pasta @LizLemongrab @JortsTheCat @sommersmurf DUCKIE SAYS YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY IT'S TIME BUT THEN REFUSES TO DEFINE BIPPY SO IT'S ANYBODY'S GUESS REALLY

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

COME ON OVER LOSERS TO THE CAT TOWN CAT FOOD MARTSTORE MARKET WHERE WE REPLACED THE REGULAR MUSICAL SELECTION WITH ALL THE HOLIDAY SONGS WHERE IF YOU HEAR THEM YOU SUPPOSEDLY "LOSE THE GAME"

IT'S FOR EVERYONE WHO DON'T GIVE A hoot ABOUT THE GAME

AND DUCKIE, MARIAH'S BIGGEST FAN

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

DUCKIE KEEPS SAYING ALL WE ARE IS JUST PARODIES OF OURSELVES AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR TWITTER NAME OR something

DUDE WE'RE NOT PARODIES WE'RE ARCHETYPES, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

@spatch THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WE ARE NONE TOO PLEASED TO REPORT THAT DUCKIE'S BUTT HAS BECOME AN NFT

AND WE JUST SOLD OUT

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPA HORACE Q CRAVENLY, IS THAT YOU

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

WOW THIS TWEET'S REALLY DOING NUMBER

[THE ANIMAL HAT GANG @AnimalHatGang]

LISTEN EL GUAPO MIGHT CONSIDER COOL CAT A 'FRIEND' BUT ARE YOU KIDDING, WE'D EAT HIM FOR LUNCH

AND THEN WE'D EAT HIS LUNCH, HURR HURR HURR