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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[No Moore @NoMooreMD]

Thank you to the Talbot County Republican Central Committee. The Eastern Shore knows what this is. @GovWesMoore isn’t trying to rewrite the Maryland Constitution for Marylanders. He’s doing it for his presidential ambitions. Save the Shore, say No Moore to Wes and his blatant attempt to disenfranchise hundreds of thousands of Marylanders.

[DRB 15 @DaveBroadie]

Sit down boys and girls and let old Uncle Dave tell you about a magical time called the 1980s...

[🦀 EschewTheMedia @AnimalHero1C]

@Owennfa Is this the story incel losers use to try to pick up women nowadays?

"It's not my fault I'm broke and jobless but I make up for it by blaming other people's grandparents with my pure intelligence and wit. I got it all figured out"

You faggots deserve a good punch in the mouth

[🦀 EschewTheMedia @AnimalHero1C]

@Owennfa 😂😂😂

These kids are so fake and gay

[White Girl ✊🏻 @A_WhiteGenocide]

The black judge overseeing the gang-rape cases of slain White LSU student Madison Brooks is the mother of a convicted serial rapist.

Judge Gail Ray’s son, Nelson Taylor (also black), pleaded guilty in 1997 to multiple forcible rapes of teenage girls.

SHE WAS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

Now she’s set to decide the fate of the black men accused of raping 19-year-old White girl Madison before she was dumped on a highway and killed.

Louisiana Supreme Court refused to remove her.

This is not a conflict of interest.

This is a disgrace.

Justice for Madison.

How fast do you think she’d be off the bench if the colors were reversed?

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Real talk?
Don't worry about why that burrito costs $20
Go learn why your $20 bill is only worth a burrito

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Mayor Brandon Scott’s wife received $51,000 Baltimore City taxpayer dollars from 2024 to 2025 through a nonprofit that collapsed last year, according to documents obtained by Spotlight on Maryland. https://t.co/RUlYcbl57D

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

These are just a few of the reasons people were fired from their jobs, according to the Chicago Tribune on October 15, 1905.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

The people don’t want this war
Only politicians do

[𝗗𝗔𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗡 @dnmarlin]

If the Hemp Ban in the farm bill goes through, you can blame the @GOP for dramatically reducing their chances to win the midterms. @VP @POTUS @LeaderJohnThune

Y'all better get it together or you're gonna end up like Texas... @KenPaxtonTX just threw away his chance at winning.

[CarryRights @carryrights]

@tperkins @SenTedBuddNC He’s not answering so I’ll ask you -

Did it go from 1 to ~5 visits?

Or did it go from 10,000 to 46,000 visits ?

These numbers matter, Tony, and both of you are being intentionally vague.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Bros… My wife found the Holy Grail at a thrift shop today.

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

REVEALED: Top American generals formed a secret backchannel with a CCP military intelligence front that instructed them:

“We wish you would advocate positions” favorable to China.

Some ended up on China’s payroll.

🧵

[DRB 15 @DaveBroadie]

1976 Washington Redskins Media Day. A familiar face with an unfamiliar number.

[Mike Vito (The Pixel Junkie)🕹 @VeryEvilAsh]

Day 64 where I take Rodney from Skate or Die on the NES but have him say Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

[🦀 EschewTheMedia @AnimalHero1C]

@sn_handler Tone-deaf

[adudeonline @adudeonline420]

@sn_handler I'm a republican but will no longer vote for any anti cannabis republican. I just cant understand why republicans turn people in their own party into felons just because they disagree! It's pathetic and shameful! I'm no longer going to support them anymore.

[🦀 EschewTheMedia @AnimalHero1C]

@hollywoodscifi That MFer still miserable