Tom Smith

Move on... nothing to see here

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@SportsdayRadio I noticed Gerard Healy doesn't have his own profile... Is he gonna make up names for every early career footballer? Or just "TAYLOR" Bruhn? @tim_hallam13 @GWSGIANTS

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@Spinifex_Gum honestly girls you were incredible tonight. I never tweet, but I'm tweeting tonight! If I was wearing socks, you'd have blown them off. I will make every effort to see you every chance I get and live your values and high standards. Absolutely incredible. A moment!

[Andrew Huang @andrewhuang]

INTERSTELLAR feat. @danajeanphoenix

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@GregHuntMP Hey mate, you actually deserve none of the credit for this milestone. Imagine that: a time in our life where we can all be proud to be Australian for our effort in our response to a global crisis, but one that has nothing to do with our federal leadership! Knob!

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

Spotted some vaguely #lenticularclouds last week when my balls were… https://t.co/sm09yjqOSu

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

As usual, a great video from @Kurz_Gesagt, with new and clear explanations for concepts often misunderstood by many (including me) - in this one you get string theory, with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle for free!!

https://t.co/lMiuHKVuCS

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Holy shit ! This has made my decade !!!!!! X https://t.co/PwQUf4Juru

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

Probably the greatest snowman ever built https://t.co/XeSmVJ0XuA

[Naomi @ngun]

My aunts are visiting from indonesia for the winter and my dad and them built a snowman........ ⛄

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Hate it when people use "literally" to use "figuratively"? Take it up with Charles Dickens, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce and F. Scott Fitzgerald - they all did.

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

The irony when there's dust on the vacuum...
Or is it technically vacuumy?
Irony would be needing to get wrinkles out of the iron.

#chores #householdhumour #irony

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Baby pterosaurs were cute, defenceless and unable to fly https://t.co/gpUBNlChyh

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Weird ‘underground’ flower has evolved to look like a mushroom https://t.co/xBApuI2nrX

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut

And now, the weather...

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

What we need today are universal values based not on faith but on scientific findings, common experience and common sense.

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@cgpgrey @BradyHaran ... Re: episode 30... I sleep with my phone in another room :D

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

The watch I wore in the napkin ring video used radians to label the hours.

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

The moon had that eerie thing going on yesterday morning, he just… https://t.co/0nkB0Ssp90

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

"Millennials are killing me softly"

... With their song https://t.co/L2IQWb7SP4

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

"Millenials are killing the game."

Damn right.

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@jbc_au @tim_hallam13 Or perhaps this is a better representation of Timmo's tweet:

[Tom Smith @Animal_Life_AU]

@jbc_au @tim_hallam13 There is... It's exactly what you expected:
*Note: for best effect turn phone clockwise (North Melbourne in superior position)