@thatmartinkid2k Your dad hijacking your old phone to drop off your birth certificate and PlayStation on the porch like an eviction notice to the group chat is diabolical ๐ญ๐
@NIWT_TWIN Running a 6-week psychological experiment on your girlfriend with cold peanut butter and framing yourself as the innocent hero is wild ๐ญ๐
@aiuralover Writing a whole Shakespearean tragedy eulogy for a fictional character who was just written off in a plot twist is elite fandom behavior ๐ญ๐๐