Anisha

British expat in Dubai 🐪 Mama of 3 💙💕 💙 Digital Agency Owner ⌨️ Tweeting mostly about digital work & Mum life!

[HH Sheikh Mohammed @HHShkMohd]

يستأنف أبناؤنا وبناتنا الطلبة اليوم الدراسة الحضورية في كافة جامعاتنا ومدارسنا.. بعد أن أثبتت منظومتنا التعليمية قدرتها الاستثنائية على استمراريتها الكاملة في ظل الظروف التي مرّت بها المنطقة.

رسالتي إلى الطلبة والطالبات : نحن دولة لا تقف عند التحديات.. نحن دولة لا تقف عن التعلم والتعليم .. نحن دولة لا تقف مسيرتها ولا تتعطل تنميتها ..
نحن دولة تراهن عليكم وتصنع مستقبلها بكم ومعكم ومن أجلكم .

#فخورين_بالإمارت

[محمد بن زايد @MohamedBinZayed]

To all those who call the UAE home and guests in our beloved nation.

The UAE places its security and the protection of all citizens, residents, and visitors at the very top of its priorities. With God’s grace, the UAE is fully prepared to confront these threats.

I extend my deepest appreciation to our brave armed forces, our committed security services, and all national institutions and teams working tirelessly to keep our country safe. They represent the highest standards of readiness and cooperation. We are truly proud of them.

I would also like to underscore my sincere gratitude for the awareness shown by our community of Emiratis and our resident brothers and sisters, partners in this nation, who have expressed their genuine love and loyalty to the UAE through both words and actions. In the UAE, everyone is Emirati through their love for this land and their contributions to it.

May God have mercy on the victims and grant the injured a speedy recovery. With God’s blessing, the UAE—the land of Zayed—will remain strong in its unity, steadfast in defending its sovereignty, and steadily advancing towards the future.

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

What the actuallllllll 😂😂😂😂 #ENGvSLO

[Push MENA @MenaPush]

Full turn out bursting at the edges for our AI for Marketing session yesterday at @seamlessMENA ! If you missed the FREE AI giveaways at the end, come see us at H3-C56 or sign up here: https://t.co/nLaa14TCTg

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Level up Mum life. Using Canva & transfer paper for school dress up days vs panic buying costumes for hours, weeks in advance. Pat on my back 🥇

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Christmas is a really shitty time to find out you’re Insulin Resistant 😳

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

You know your grocery app search function is wrong when your customers search on google for the product and add to cart from there, vs searching in app for the same product that can’t be found. And yet there aren’t any other stores that stock said product 😮‍💨 lucky.

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Ah, and so it begins. School whatsapp groups 💤 do people not just read emails? And email reminders? And a reminder of the reminder email?

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Have I got dust on my phone or is this the new X logo

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Wrong side of 30. Nights “out” equate to laying in bed next to my newborn & waiting for the night feed whilst silently raving to myself to the neighbours’ actual garden party 90’s tunes. Might add, only in London, this aint the DXB life 😂👀

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Every ecom website in the UK now wants Email AND SMS for promo codes to be sent. Another new thing in Marketing land since I’ve returned from Dubai. Thought I’d escaped the annoying SMSs all day 🫤

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Constantly battling between wanting to get out of the house versus the insane amount of effort to get 3 young kids ready to get out of the house 😮‍💨

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

When your Dubai kid visits areas of London and asks “is this jail?” 😂 ohhhhh, Son.

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Anyone else fed up of Barbie taking over London, like, EVERYWHERE 😒

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

@TheOriginalNeal 🤣🤣 damnit stuck in my head

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

@Catboy92 2 - Maltesers
5 - Yorkie
10 - Aero
19 - Picnic

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[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

1st post in over 10 years 😂👀🍿

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

Every agency owner / Social Media boss this morning 👀

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

@TheOriginalNeal 💯
Some of us Mothers fight through multiple headaches and illnesses through pregnancy & breastfeeding without popping a single pill, because the baby and breastmilk comes 1st. Versus this cocktail of chemicals to “stimulate breastmilk”. Poor baby.

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

@Hilton Staying at the Labriz, Seychelles. Awful service at the Reception, at the Restaurant (the only one that’s open 🤦🏻‍♀️) and now your Kids Club!

[Anisha @AnishaDattani]

My daughter was left in tears at the Kids Club at your Seychelles Labriz @Hilton hotel and your 3 members of staff to one girl could not think to call me to pick her up! Disgraceful service across the hotel #hiltonseychelleslabriz