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[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

King Mswati III changes name of Swaziland to eSwatini
https://t.co/cOeeCG8IgS

[Marc McCoy @MarcMcCoy13]

TWITTER PLEASE HELP!
Help me get the DREAM CAR!
Free rides for all if we get it!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had already commenced my night snoozle. when the human decided they were hungry. according to the law. i am awarded a small portion. of whatever food is made. this is called. a dark snackum

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Have fun out there among the stars.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Good morning.
Make SO many plans.
ABSURD plans.
Give God a giggle fit.
Haaaa, now let’s go

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

“Mrs. Schimmoeller, we talked about it. If anything happens, we are going to carry you.”

THIS is the burden our lawmakers are making educators and student bear. Because they are cowards.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Please only send dogs. We have already stated we don’t rate polar bears. No matter how magical their selfies. Thank you... 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Angel. She accidentally slept through valentine’s day. Hopes this pillow makes pup for it. 13/10 would love back

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Look who’s celebrating #GalentinesDay together!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rory. She kindly asks that you reconsider bath time. Thinks it’s absolute h*ckin malarkey and quite frankly disguised torture. 13/10

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈'Treason' is still our top lookup and still not a synonym for 'disrespect.' https://t.co/5Z9Xkxa1NY

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

-William Shakespeare, Sonnet 17