Tom B

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality The gap between the USA and the rest of the world has gotten smaller.

Also, if they had all been voted in like they did in the last All-Star Game in 2019, there's no doubt the Team USA players would've been voted in.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality The All-Star Game was Team USA versus the remaining All-Stars.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality The women's team lost to the WNBA All-Stars.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality @kmb3476 @ffstoryman Oh, I'll help, I'll help!

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality @kmb3476 @ffstoryman The messy hair is quite sexy, isn't it?

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality For the first time, I'm not feeling good about either of the American basketball teams.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality Nice try, but I'll never... GOOD LORD!

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality I take it you watched #Loki yesterday.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality Tokyo: Our Olympics will not be the world's largest orgy.
Athletes: Hold my condom.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality @ffstoryman @kmb3476 Especially when the girl is as cute as Eugenie.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

My MLS All-Star Game picks: @CH14_, @danielsalloi, @luisnani, Damir Kreilach, @JesusMediina8, José Cifuentes, @bradsmith_94, Jakob Glesnes, @andyrose_5, @JaylinLindsey and @andreblake29.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

Every Tigers fan in the world agrees with me when I say, "Mother Nature is a fickle lady." #DetroitRoots #SomosDetroit #MINvsDET

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@ffstoryman @first_reality @kmb3476 Tigers fans today. https://t.co/GEq2VfGKuI

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality @kmb3476 @ffstoryman She knows how to rock one, too. Also, Megan's still got it.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@durtybritni You don't have to. I would stay in bed with you.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality Presented without comment. https://t.co/UF6P7gH24T

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@ffstoryman @kmb3476 @first_reality Yep, she truly does still got it.

[Tom B @AnistonAnarchis]

@first_reality @kmb3476 @ffstoryman People who eat Almond Joy might as well be dead inside.