Anita Life

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[mamrie hart @mametown]

I don't think y'all even understand how much I fucking love Legally Blonde.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

"Mmmmmm. It has quite a kick to it." - woman eating a live donkey.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

It's DUCT tape, not DUCK tape

Now fuct off

[chuck🤺 @Cruise_Hi5ive]

Me: I have pizza

Her:

[Dory @imFindDory]

i give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell 

[BryanStars @BryanStars]

Imagine if Danny Worsnop narrated your life

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you agree it's time to #EndThisNow before our country faces an economic shutdown.

[chuck🤺 @Cruise_Hi5ive]

*Goes to school*

"OH NO!"

"What Tim?"

"I forgot my homework and my lunch! But more importantly-"

*Looks at sunset*

"I forgot about Dre"

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you want this #shutdown to end.

[dose. @dose]

After suffering a knife wound to the stomach while performing fellatio, a girl became pregnant! ---> http://t.co/gMlQrf9lKD

[Anita Life @AnitaLifeQuick]

I'm such a badass: I smoke during anti-smoking commercials.