Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️

Milly 🪄 Savy 🧚🏽‍♀️

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

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[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I stared boiling some water so I could soften my cabbage and noticed water was leaking out the damn pot 😒

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

Milly and Savy being in the same school this year is hilarious. Apparently when they see each other at lunch Savy screams “Milly!” Then proceeds to sing Pink Up while doing the dance 😂

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

At what age do kids stop crawling on your bed in the morning?

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

Welp. After years of watching scary movies with my 9 year old, we finally came across one that scared her. US 😂 @JordanPeele @UsMovie Now all the lights are on and we’re watching Barbie Life in the Dream house 🤣

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I can’t believe Savy will be 5 next month. Like wtf? 😩

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I bought another unsolved mystery game. Can’t wait til it gets here! They’re gonna be excited 😆

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

This nigga still mad I put him on child support. My God get over it!

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

Fuckin lights keep going out and I only have 3 candles 😶

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I love these days. Kids bathed and fed by 5pm….and somehow they still get in the bed late 😩😂

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

Why is grey hair so wiry?

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

We’re not gonna lose power FOR 18 months. We’re gonna lose power IN 18 months…for a lifetime 🥴😂

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

Amelia is old enough now to where I can send her TikToks lol. I just sent her this creepy ass Poppy Playtime cosplay. She’s probably tired of me 😂

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

As long as my kids are in public school, may they never be apart of AISD 🙏🏽

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I feel like I should just get Torchy’s 😒

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I wanna try One Taco but I be scared to try new places. What if it’s nasty? 😩

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I think I’m back in wanting to start a private school 🫩

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

@MicrosoftStore if yall don’t get somebody on this phone in the next 5 seconds….wft, do y’all not have real people to answer the phones?

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I think I have 4b hair which would mean that my kids are 4A. Can you be in between? Cause I think they’re more 4A1/2 lol

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

But why was Savy’s backpack and bento $60? 😩

[Mercedes 🧜🏽‍♀️ @AnjaneeMercedes]

I can’t tell but I think I broke my finger at HEB earlier. I mean, I guess I would be able to tell if it were actually broken but MY GOD it hurts.